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- Mar 11 by Esme12Quote from turnforthenurseRNOMG!!!! That is SOOOOO TRUE!!!!When you go around and say, "I lost my brain!!!!" (and you are referring to your brain sheet )
Or say things like, "That guy in 2? Yeah, I blew him twice."
My computer is now wearing my afternoon tea.........!
- Mar 17 by SilenceintheLibraryWhen you're at a crowded restaurant with your daughters, one of whom is about to have her first gynecological appt, and she makes the mistake of asking what it will be like. You pull a disposable speculum out of your purse and procede to explain everything in great detail with included hand gestures, while she tries to disappear under the table.
-My mom did this. She was an RN studying to be a midwife and they sent them home with speculum's so that they could practice the motion. Now I'm getting ready to finish LPN school and I totally get it now. We keep grossing out the family at the dinner table swapping stories. LOL.
- Mar 18 by marymorrissonThe doctor looks at the pillsbury dough boy very seriously and says " I think you have a yeast infection"
- Mar 19 by GitanoRNThanks for the laugh...Aloha~
- Jun 22 by Mandychelle79Got a new one-
Remember that I work on a unit, where isolation gowns are NOT kept near the patients room for safety reasons
When you willing run into a room of a patient in Isolation for CDIFF without PPE to keep said patient from falling.
- Oct 12 by LeoncaWhen your dad asks what you did at work today, and when you tell him his reaction is a mixture of and (he shares my sense of humor, but not my exposure to gross medical things).
When you want some entertainment during dinner, and pull up "[COLOR=#003366]what is your most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing horror story?[/COLOR]" to read while you eat.
- Oct 29 by teeniebert...your tool box and sewing kit both have hemostats in them!
- Oct 31 by Medicalgirl2011Omg all these things are hilarious I can't wait to start nursing school and become a nurse ^_^ sincerely a pre-nursing student