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You know you're a nurse if... - page 22

You know you're a nurse if... You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up. (share and add your own below)... Read More

  1. Visit  jojo489 profile page
    True story.

    My dad got some sort of stomach bug a while back and he has a very weak stomach. Like, dry heaves while he cleans up old dog poop. So he had it coming out both ends and ended up with vomit all over the bathroom floor.

    He comes and asks me if I'll clean it up. With half-eaten sandwich in hand, I peek in the bathroom (still munching) and say, yeah, soon as I finish eating....which was enough to have him up-chucking again.

    So wish I had that on video.
    Leonca, sharpeimom, poppycat, and 2 others like this.
  2. Visit  AngelKissed857 profile page
    I and your kids do too, well at least the girls
  3. Visit  Leonca profile page
    When you hand someone a kit for collecting a fecal sample at home, get a face in response, and remember that handling poop isn't a part of the average person's day.
    AcuteHD likes this.
  4. Visit  AcuteHD profile page
    If you can convince yourself that the suspicous new stain on your scrubs is "probably" betadine.
  5. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    You’re in the hospital for an epidural, and since you’re on oxygen at home you are hooked up to a portable oxygen monitor during the procedure. After you are released and you are getting ready to go home, the nurse attempts to take the little portable oxygen monitor from your hand and you tell her you want to keep it because you are fascinated with it, she tells you you’re a nurse at heart for sure.
  6. Visit  T-Bird78 profile page
    The plant in your break room is sitting on a Chux pad!
    Christy1019 likes this.

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