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You know you're a nurse if... You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up. (share and add your own below)... Read More

  1. Visit  jojo489 profile page
    True story.

    My dad got some sort of stomach bug a while back and he has a very weak stomach. Like, dry heaves while he cleans up old dog poop. So he had it coming out both ends and ended up with vomit all over the bathroom floor.

    He comes and asks me if I'll clean it up. With half-eaten sandwich in hand, I peek in the bathroom (still munching) and say, yeah, soon as I finish eating....which was enough to have him up-chucking again.

    So wish I had that on video.
  2. Visit  AngelKissed857 profile page
    I and your kids do too, well at least the girls
  3. Visit  Leonca profile page
    When you hand someone a kit for collecting a fecal sample at home, get a face in response, and remember that handling poop isn't a part of the average person's day.
  4. Visit  AcuteHD profile page
    If you can convince yourself that the suspicous new stain on your scrubs is "probably" betadine.
  5. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    You’re in the hospital for an epidural, and since you’re on oxygen at home you are hooked up to a portable oxygen monitor during the procedure. After you are released and you are getting ready to go home, the nurse attempts to take the little portable oxygen monitor from your hand and you tell her you want to keep it because you are fascinated with it, she tells you you’re a nurse at heart for sure.
  6. Visit  T-Bird78 profile page
    The plant in your break room is sitting on a Chux pad!
  7. Visit  MrsCannibal profile page
    When the only people who can make it through an entire Thanksgiving meal are yourself, your nurse mom, firefighter/paramedic sister, and nurse brother-in-law. We always lose the kids and spouses once we break out the wine and start swapping stories!
  8. Visit  .Simplicity. profile page
    You noticed a highly vascularized arm and it's like you hit the jackpot...nurse porn indeed
  9. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    You know you're a nurse if you hear a patient scream when getting her/his blood tested
  10. Visit  nrsang97 profile page
    Quote from FranEMTnurse
    You know you're a nurse if you hear a patient scream when getting her/his blood tested
    Or before you even poke them for the blood and they are screaming and carrying on.
  11. Visit  Parakeet profile page
    True story:

    My brother and some of his friends had a get together and I was there. They had two kinds of coke: regular coke and coke zero. I told all of them that I learned aspartame is the result of feeding ecoli toxic waste. Needless to say, no one drank the coke zero!
  12. Visit  Rose_Queen profile page
    Quote from Parakeet
    True story:

    My brother and some of his friends had a get together and I was there. They had two kinds of coke: regular coke and coke zero. I told all of them that I learned aspartame is the result of feeding ecoli toxic waste. Needless to say, no one drank the coke zero!
    Drinking Cherry Coke Zero while reading this, and not putting it down. I must be a nurse!
  13. Visit  angelnurseinstructor profile page
    Quote from NewRnRn
    You're giving meds to your child and you ask her for her name and date if birth...and try to scan her armband with your phone.You wake up unto the middle of the night hearing call lights, bed alarms, and IV pumps beeping.
    Or, you wake up in the middle of the night, scared to death because it's 3 am and you forgot to give your patient his 2 am meds - and then realize it's your day off.

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