WTH kind of question is that

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So, I found these questions on various websites like Yahoo, StudentDoctors, yadda yadda. My question to you is...WTH are these people thinking?

1). "Do I have a chance of getting into the Harvard Nursing program? " (in case you're wondering - Harvard doesn't have a nursing program)

2). " failed Anatomy and Biology 3x do you think nursing school will even care?"

3). "Do I really have to talk with patients if I'm their nurse?"

4). " will the doctor help you clean up a code brown if you ask nicely?"

5). "Is it wrong to steal my patient's food?"

6). "teacher told me I was too stupid to be a nurse, what does she mean by that?"

7). "WHY DO I KEEP GETTING RANDOM STIFFYS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM" (groooossssss)

8). "Can you catch herpes from cyber sex"

9). "Help!!my patient makes fun of me, what should i do?"

10). " should I date a guy doctor or a female doctor,,who do you think would have more money?"

Gotta go, be back later folks

I love this, Johnny! My answers:

1). "Do I have a chance of getting into the Harvard Nursing program? " (in case you're wondering - Harvard doesn't have a nursing program)

*Blank stare and sound of crickets chirping*

2). " failed Anatomy and Biology 3x do you think nursing school will even care?"

No, they won't care. You're probably one of their first picks for admission. None of that biology and anatomy crap is actually important in nursing school. :rolleyes:

3). "Do I really have to talk with patients if I'm their nurse?"

Nope. You can communicate with them through a series of grunts and complex hand gestures.

4). " will the doctor help you clean up a code brown if you ask nicely?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I couldn't even get a doc to clean up some water that spilled on the floor. (I'm totally serious about that water thing. Anyway, about the poop... hmm... Sure, there's a doc somewhere out there who would gladly help. The trick is to actually find that one. :D)

5). "Is it wrong to steal my patient's food?"

Did you really just ask that?

6). "teacher told me I was too stupid to be a nurse, what does she mean by that?"

If you can't figure out what she means, you really are stupid. (Totally kidding on this one, you guys. I DO NOT agree with instructors saying things like that.)

7). "WHY DO I KEEP GETTING RANDOM STIFFYS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM" (groooossssss)

:barf02:You disgust me, ya sicko!

8). "Can you catch herpes from cyber sex"

I have officially lost all faith in humanity. People are doomed! :uhoh21:

9). "Help!!my patient makes fun of me, what should i do?"

Well, duh! You should make fun of the patient! I mean, look at that ugly hospital gown she's wearing. And did she think an IV pole with a bag of antibiotics was a good accessory? Ugh, some patients have no fashion sense. You could find things to make fun of all day!

10). " should I date a guy doctor or a female doctor,,who do you think would have more money?"

Money and gender aren't the issues here. The real question when deciding if you should date a doctor is this: Do you really think you could deal with dating someone who thinks they're God?

RE: the herpes from cyber sex, don't we have to consider computer viruses ? :D:eek:

RE: the herpes from cyber sex, don't we have to consider computer viruses ? :D:eek:

:lol2:

Specializes in Acute Care Cardiac, Education, Prof Practice.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I couldn't even get a doc to clean up some water that spilled on the floor. (I'm totally serious about that water thing.

This reminds me of the time this punky, young hospitalist used the water fountain in the nurses station. It was known for over-spraying onto the floor. Anyway he sprayed water all over the floor, complained to me about the broken water fountain, and then left the floor!

Thanks for the laughs Johnny! And btw I get things moved to off-topic as well :)

This reminds me of the time this punky, young hospitalist used the water fountain in the nurses station. It was known for over-spraying onto the floor. Anyway he sprayed water all over the floor, complained to me about the broken water fountain, and then left the floor!

I would have told him that fixing broken water fountains was not covered in nursing school. Then I would have told him to clean up his mess.

The water incident with me and a doc was way back in my first semester of nursing school. I was walking down the hall when a doctor stopped me and asked if I was assigned to the patient in the room he was in. I told him no, and he asked me to help him with something. Sure, whatever, as long as it wasn't something I wasn't allowed to do. When I walked in, he asked me, "Can you get housekeeping in here to clean this up?" The "this" was half a cup of water that had fallen over. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "That's just water. You don't need housekeeping for that."

Doc: "Someone needs to clean it up so the patient doesn't fall."

Me: *looks at doc with my 'Are you kidding me?' look*

"OK. Look."

*Puts on gloves, grabs some paper towels, cleans up water, throws away paper towels, removes gloves, washes hands*

"There. It's clean and the patient won't fall. You could have done that."

*smiles and walks away while thinking, 'What an ***hole!'*

Yeah, I was quite gutsy. I just can't stand stupidity and conceited people who think it's beneath them to do such a simple task.

It's in Nursing Humor now, but I agree with the poster who said some of it just wasn't funny.

You guys hate me for some strange reason . I could ask the same exact question as Susie Q and you would STILL move my question to off-topic.

We don't hate you. But some things just aren't appropriate for this arena. I doubt that Susie Q would be asking about, "random stiffys in the delivery room," and not just because she has different anatomy. Most of the questions were a little humorous, but this one was just crude.

It's in Nursing Humor now, but I agree with the poster who said some of it just wasn't funny.

We don't hate you. But some things just aren't appropriate for this arena. I doubt that Susie Q would be asking about, "random stiffys in the delivery room," and not just because she has different anatomy. Most of the questions were a little humorous, but this one was just crude.

can I add you and Susie Q to my friends list?? I don't have any :crying2:

Sure, Johnny. I'll be your friend. And Suzie Q said she will, too. :up:

Specializes in Rural and Remote.

I am starting to get a little not happy about some of the crudity coming from some male members of AN. Lets lighten up and just all be sensible---please.

Specializes in Nephrology, Cardiology, ER, ICU.

We try to keep the nursing boards as professionally nursing oriented as possible.

The reason that there is an AN Central is that yes, people do want to discuss other-than-nursing topics. No problems there.

However, my initial response to move this thread was that it is not part of professional nursing.

Not sure if its humorous either but that's another thread.

Carry on!

Specializes in Med/Surg.
What else is new? You guys hate me for some strange reason . I could ask the same exact question as Susie Q and you would STILL move my question to off-topic.

How does having a topic moved to a more appropriate sub-forum mean that someone "hates" you? It was not an appropriate posted wherever it was posted. Who wrote it doesn't mean a thing.

How does having a topic moved to a more appropriate sub-forum mean that someone "hates" you? It was not an appropriate posted wherever it was posted. Who wrote it doesn't mean a thing.

Howdy to ya, Cherry- you wanna tell me how you really feel about this ?

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