Wrongway Regional Medical Center

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Do you ever feel like you work at "Wrongway"?

Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

I work at Wrongway Long-Term Care, a subsidiary of Wrongway Regional Medical Center. And don't forget - Wrongway Correctional Facility is another in the happy Wrongway family of facilities.

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
djh123 said:
I work at Wrongway Long-Term Care, a subsidiary of Wrongway Regional Medical Center. And don't forget - Wrongway Correctional Facility is another in the happy Wrongway family of facilities.

Isn't Wrongway Day Care and Teen Pregnancy Center under the Wrongway Umbrella of facilities?

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

"At Wrongway, we know there's only one way to get things done: the Wrong Way".

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OldDude said:
Isn't Wrongway Day Care and Teen Pregnancy Center under the Wrongway Umbrella of facilities?

Don't forget the nursing program affiliated with the WrongWay name. The ADN program is a steal at $50,000/semester.

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Yes indeed, Wrongway's ADN program is unparalleled. As is its highly-innovative new DNP => LPN program.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Jacob has his First Work Assignment and is Scheduled to work a Unit on the Third Floor. But- OH NO ! the Elevator Key Pad has no Number "3"!

Jacob must make his First Major Decision in his New Job and show his Supervisors, Peers, and Co-Workers, he too, is a Trusted, Competent Employee of Wrongway Regional Medical Center!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
OldDude said:
The transition seems to be progressing nicely...like watching Psycho until the shower scene.

Speaking of the movie "Psycho", Old Dude, here's a post from the Rockstar Thread starring Janet Leigh:

Davey Do said:
The MD opted not to order Psychotropic or Analgesic Medications on a Patient admitted from a LTC Facility for alleged Suicidal Ideations on the Evening Shift. The Patient would repetitiously Yell Out over and over and over again such things as, "Barbara! Barbara! Barbara!" or "Help! Help! Help!"

The Other Patients voiced their Feelings of Irritation with this Patient's Behavior and the Staff's Inability to Achieve Calm.

I was Working the Floor on the Following Midnight Shift and Attempted Several Different Types of Interventions:

I Stationed myself in the Hall outside of this Patient's Room, to be in Regular Sight and Hearing Contact. Regular Support, Reassurance, or just Plain Ol' Good Company in between 15 minute Rounds and the Other Patients' Care were used. Hygienic Measures, Repositioning, Back Rubs, Water, Comfort Foods, and Gentle Tactile produced Little Change in the Patient's Behavior save for Short Intervals.

In the End, Music Therapy and Rock N Roll saved my Soul, when I put a Radio tuned to an Oldie Station at the Head of the Patient's Bed:

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

While we wait to see if Jacob's brilliant deduction re: the elevator works, a brief reminder as to why you should trust your Luved One's care to the professionals at Wrongway. Just one small example of the critical thinking that goes into Wrongway's effective care: many practitioners prescribe an 81mg aspirin, or sometimes even a 325 mg aspirin, daily, for cardiac prophylaxis. Wrongway believes in taking big steps. Why pussyfoot around? Cardiac pt's at Wrongway receive a full 650 mg aspirin daily. 'No unnecessary clotting' is the mantra at Wrongway.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Thank you for that Care Update, djh123, brought to you by our Sponsor, Wrongway Regional Medical Center!

And now, back to Our Program!

Old Dude brought up the movie "Psycho" and there is a little known fact about the Motel depicted in the movie. It seems that Norman had hired an elderly British Gent a to work at the Motel. This elderly British Gent referred to Norman as "Master". Norman liked the Title so much, he added it to the Motel's sign:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
OldDude said:
R2D2 where R U?

ACT-SHOO-ALL-LEE, Old Dude, R2D2 is going to Lunch in the Wrongway Cafeteria!

They're having a "Star Wars Special" !

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
xoemmylouox said:
Don't forget the nursing program affiliated with the WrongWay name. The ADN program is a steal at $50,000/semester.

Y-E-S!

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Davey Do said:
Thank you for that Care Update, djh123, brought to you by our Sponsor, Wrongway Regional Medical Center!

And now, back to Our Program!

Old Dude brought up the movie "Psycho" and there is a little known fact about the Motel depicted in the movie. It seems that Norman had hired an elderly British Gent a to work at the Motel. This elderly British Gent referred to Norman as "Master". Norman liked the Title so much, he added it to the Motel's sign:

Hahhahahahahaha!

Hey, OldDude, maybe this is where Han Solo is!

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