Why are breast augmentation patients always so darn surprised that it hurts?
Why does Dr. Diety always think his patients are going to go home from surgery the same day when they always end up as complicated inpatients?
Why does "q" mean "every"?
Why do visitors always insist "Mom has to pee"?
Why do old people always want to give you chocolates that are unwrapped and no longer shiny?
Why are pills packaged so that you need a machete to open them?
What DOES housekeeping actually clean?
Why do the stars go on shining?
Why do my eyes want to cry?
DON'T THEY KNOW????
Last edit by Hygiene Queen on Mar 2, '11
: Reason: It had to be done... typo...