What Your Drink Says About You

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    >"WHAT YOU DRINK, SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU"

    >Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York
    >City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on
    >what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all
    >counts. The results:
    >
    >Drink: Beer
    >Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    >Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
    >
    >Drink: Blender Drinks
    >Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
    >Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
    >
    >Drink: Mixed Drinks
    >Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
    >knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    >Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll
    >send YOU a drink.
    >
    >Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
    >Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
    >Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
    >friends.
    >
    >Drink: White Zinfandel
    >Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she
    >has NO clue.
    >Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy
    >target.
    >
    >Drink: Shots
    >Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
    >drunk... and naked.
    >Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to
    >do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
    >
    >Drink: Tequila
    >No explanations required - everyone KNOWS what happens here.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
    >
    >The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
    >
    >Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
    >
    >Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
    >
    >Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
    >help him get laid.
    >
    >Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
    >
    >Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
    >
    >White Zinfandel: He's gay
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  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   karenG
    :roll :roll :roll

    I drink Beer and wine................

    karen
  4. by   rnnurse2be
    So if I drank something in each catagory I would be:
    A casual, whiny, more refined conservitive who is Easy (and believes I am refined) but likes to really hang w/ the frat boys and get naked... LOL LOL LOL
  5. by   Gator,SN
    So if I drank something in each catagory I would be:
    A casual, whiny, more refined conservitive who is Easy (and believes I am refined) but likes to really hang w/ the frat boys and get naked... LOL LOL LOL


    that is funny! :roll
  6. by   kids
    I'm a vodka & OJ girl.

    (who used to drink Tequila poppers )
  7. by   Spidey's mom
    Usually wine (not white zin) . . .. but then a tecate with mexican food sounds really really good too.

    Hate "hard" liquor . . .. .

    Like margaritas . . NOT blended WITH salt


    steph
  8. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Originally posted by rnnurse2be
    So if I drank something in each catagory I would be:
    A casual, whiny, more refined conservitive who is Easy (and believes I am refined) but likes to really hang w/ the frat boys and get naked... LOL LOL LOL
    OMGggggg!!!! :roll Now that was a mouthful.......
  9. by   nowplayingEDRN
    And Steph.....I'm with you......more of a wine person these days but Tecate tops Corona in my book, especially with awesome mexican food......but I like a nice margarita on the rocks sans the salt
  10. by   Spidey's mom
    Untamed . . .I'm just a salt junkie.

    steph
  11. by   nowplayingEDRN
    lol....me too Steph, except that I try to avoid it cause I was a salt addict for a long time when I was younger....salted anything and every thing insite if I was eating it whether it needed it or not.....so I rarely use salt now
  12. by   MomNRN
    I prefer a Captain Morgan and Coke. I am definitely picky, although I call it particular; sometimes refined, sometimes not; I always know exactly what I want; my husband would say I am high maintenance (but I'm not); and I am NOT older, just wiser!

  13. by   itsme
    OMG!!! I always have a shot of tequilla with my beer!! I thought folks just thought I was "friendly"!!

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