What Your Drink Says About You

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>"WHAT YOU DRINK, SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU"

>Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York

>City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on

>what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all

>counts. The results:

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>Drink: Beer

>Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

>Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

>

>Drink: Blender Drinks

>Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

>Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

>

>Drink: Mixed Drinks

>Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;

>knows EXACTLY what she wants.

>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll

>send YOU a drink.

>

>Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

>Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

>Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with

>friends.

>

>Drink: White Zinfandel

>Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she

>has NO clue.

>Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy

>target.

>

>Drink: Shots

>Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally

>drunk... and naked.

>Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to

>do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

>

>Drink: Tequila

>No explanations required - everyone KNOWS what happens here.

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>THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

>

>The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

>

>Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

>

>Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

>

>Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to

>help him get laid.

>

>Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

>

>Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

>

>White Zinfandel: He's gay

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:roll :roll :roll

I drink Beer and wine................:D

karen

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So if I drank something in each catagory I would be:

A casual, whiny, more refined conservitive who is Easy (and believes I am refined) but likes to really hang w/ the frat boys and get naked... LOL LOL LOL :) :)

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So if I drank something in each catagory I would be:

A casual, whiny, more refined conservitive who is Easy (and believes I am refined) but likes to really hang w/ the frat boys and get naked... LOL LOL LOL

that is funny! :roll

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I'm a vodka & OJ girl.

(who used to drink Tequila poppers:devil: )

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Usually wine (not white zin) . . .. but then a tecate with mexican food sounds really really good too.

Hate "hard" liquor . . .. .

Like margaritas . . NOT blended WITH salt

steph

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Originally posted by rnnurse2be

So if I drank something in each catagory I would be:

A casual, whiny, more refined conservitive who is Easy (and believes I am refined) but likes to really hang w/ the frat boys and get naked... LOL LOL LOL :) :)

OMGggggg!!!! :roll Now that was a mouthful.......:lol2:

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And Steph.....I'm with you......more of a wine person these days but Tecate tops Corona in my book, especially with awesome mexican food......but I like a nice margarita on the rocks sans the salt :D

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Untamed . . .I'm just a salt junkie.

steph

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lol....me too Steph, except that I try to avoid it cause I was a salt addict for a long time when I was younger....salted anything and every thing insite if I was eating it whether it needed it or not.....so I rarely use salt now ;)

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I prefer a Captain Morgan and Coke. I am definitely picky, although I call it particular; sometimes refined, sometimes not; I always know exactly what I want; my husband would say I am high maintenance (but I'm not); and I am NOT older, just wiser!

;)

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OMG!!! I always have a shot of tequilla with my beer!! I thought folks just thought I was "friendly"!!:)

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