Had a Dr once in Or , He was crude ,rude and obnixious but I happened to like the guy , his patient care skills were the best I had seen, and he never let any situation get the best of him and is sense of humor off key but it was harmless ,
He once mentioned to me that his butt itched and that since he was "all steriled up " could I get it for him, I laughed and told him that I heard that putting something cold elevated the itch was that true he said yes thats true it restricted the capillaries and blah blah blah ... so I took his advise and I poured cold saline down the back of his scrubs
... He died laughing and amazingly he never got another itch around me again...
It broke the tension in the room, I was waiting for the administration to come in and remove me anytime during that day, but they never did.