Never masturbate with a wood dowling rod.
Never throw a baby rattle snake in the front of the pickup to take home with you.
Never drink Pinesol
Never soak towels in bleach then lay them on your legs for hours
Never put bee bees in your penis (I don't have one so not a problem there) to be a sexual dynamo all night
Never let a prostitute shoot you and your wife up with Heroin
Never try to get away from a police dog..they are quicker and from what I have seen, have sharp teeth.
Never let your child teeth on balloons
Dont ever get loaded and go to bed in the same bed with your other loaded friends and your 2 month old baby.
Never get into a road rage incident and go head to head with someone who has a 357 magnum in their hand.
Never leave your 3 yr old daughter with a convicted child molestor that you fell in love with while he was in prision, who you are now supporting
Wow I have learned a lot!! Erin
PS more than I ever really wanted to know..