The Sisters of St Francis

  1. A man driving down a deserted stretch of highway noticed a sign on the side
    of the road that read

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    10 MILES

    Thinking it was just a figment of his imagination he drove on without a
    second thought. Soon, he saw another sign

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    5 MILES

    He began to realize that these signs are real. He then drove past a third
    sign

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity got the best of him and he pulled into the drive. On the far
    side of the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a small sign next to
    the door

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbed the steps and rang the bell. The door was answered by a nun in a
    long black habit who asked, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answered,

    "I saw your signs along the highway, and I was interested in possibly doing
    business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me."

    He was led through many winding passages and was soon quite disoriented. The nun stopped at a closed door, and told the man, "Please knock on this door."
    He did as he was told and this door was answered by another nun in a long
    habit, holding a plate. This nun instructed, "Please place $50 in the plate,
    then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

    He got $50 out of his wallet, placed it in the plate, trotted eagerly down
    the hall, and slipped through the door pulling it shut behind him. As the door
    locked behind him, he found himself back in the parking lot, facing another
    small sign

    GO IN PEACE
    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
    BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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  2. 10 Comments

  3. by   ExquisiteRevelation
    Haha, this is great....really made me wonder right up until the end what was going to happen!
  4. by   karenG
    well......... I suppose they have to earn money somehow!!!

    Karen
  5. by   scrubs70
    :roll :roll
  6. by   FranEMTnurse
    Glad you enjoyed it.
    Quote from ExquisiteRevelation
    Haha, this is great....really made me wonder right up until the end what was going to happen!
  7. by   pghfoxfan
    Did you work at St Francis? Sounds like you know the sisters there?


    Pgh<---worked there
  8. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from pghfoxfan
    did you work at st francis? sounds like you know the sisters there?


    pgh<---worked there
    er, no!:chuckle
  9. by   karenG
    Quote from frances lemay
    er, no!:chuckle

    oh fran............. imagine how that would look on your cv!!

    karen
  10. by   FranEMTnurse
    now now you silly girl. heeheehee!:chuckle
    Quote from kareng
    oh fran............. imagine how that would look on your cv!!

    karen
  11. by   jusjan67
    I had to email that one to mom and dad...my mom liked it so much she printed all kinds of copies to share with her bingo friends!
  12. by   ?burntout
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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