Terms we will not admit to using

*Franemtnurse* · May 23, 2004, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by SRbear

HI .... Got one for you...women suffer from pms, we all know what that is, moody, dificult, hard to live with, well men suffer from the same thing, but it is call DSB........dead sperm build-up. !!!!!!!

I like the term, BOS brain one sided for the men better, and P HS Pre horror syndrome for the women.

Thanet · Aug 18, 2006, 11:50 PM

Re: Terms we will not admit to using

C.R.I.S Cranial Rectal Insertion Syndrome.

**VivaLasViejas** · Aug 19, 2006, 01:57 PM

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FFFOF=Frequent Faller, Found on Floor

gwenith · Aug 19, 2006, 06:06 PM

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Had one the other night - Cardiac rhythm SR with LOS

Sinus Rhythm with Lotsa Other S***

(Patient had every type of ectopic you could imagine and then some I think he might have invented)

camost · Aug 20, 2006, 08:29 AM

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Positive suitcase sign - those FFs in the psych unit who come to the ER with a packed suitcase. I've actually seen this one in a medical chart.

And I sometimes suffer from Optic Rectumitis - a crappy outlook on life.
camost

*NurseyBaby'05* · Aug 20, 2006, 08:55 AM

Re: Terms we will not admit to using

SROF
Surgical Removal of Family

RSA
Room Spray Ativan

NTG
Needs To Go

**EricJRN** · Aug 20, 2006, 09:43 AM

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My favorite:

CCFCCP - Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

banditrn · Aug 21, 2006, 07:48 AM

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Well, we would sometimes want to try the POF treatment - pillow on face - but figured we'd get caught!

TSTL - too stupid to live

And then there was always the 'code brown'!

*RGN1* · Aug 21, 2006, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mjlrn97

OK, I'll bite.......what the heck are DILFs?

Just spotted this has been replied to already!! OOPS!

*RGN1* · Aug 21, 2006, 08:20 AM

Re: Terms we will not admit to using

I love these!! Will have to introduce some of them to my place of work!

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