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  1. Quote from SRbear
    HI .... Got one for you...women suffer from pms, we all know what that is, moody, dificult, hard to live with, well men suffer from the same thing, but it is call DSB........dead sperm build-up. !!!!!!!:chuckle
    I like the term, BOS brain one sided for the men better, and P HS Pre horror syndrome for the women.
  2. C.R.I.S Cranial Rectal Insertion Syndrome.
  3. Guide
    FFFOF=Frequent Faller, Found on Floor
  4. Had one the other night - Cardiac rhythm SR with LOS

    Sinus Rhythm with Lotsa Other S***

    (Patient had every type of ectopic you could imagine and then some I think he might have invented)
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  5. Positive suitcase sign - those FFs in the psych unit who come to the ER with a packed suitcase. I've actually seen this one in a medical chart.

    And I sometimes suffer from Optic Rectumitis - a crappy outlook on life.
    camost
  6. SROF
    Surgical Removal of Family


    RSA
    Room Spray Ativan

    NTG
    Needs To Go
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  7. My favorite:

    CCFCCP - Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
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  8. Well, we would sometimes want to try the POF treatment - pillow on face - but figured we'd get caught!

    TSTL - too stupid to live

    And then there was always the 'code brown'!
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  9. Quote from mjlrn97
    OK, I'll bite.......what the heck are DILFs?
    Just spotted this has been replied to already!! OOPS!
    Last edit by RGN1 on Aug 21, '06
  10. I love these!! Will have to introduce some of them to my place of work!
    Last edit by RGN1 on Aug 21, '06