Ten Reasons to Go to Work Naked

  1. Ten Reasons to Go to Work Naked

    10. No one ever steals your chair.
    9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
    8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
    7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
    6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
    5. To stop those creepy patients looking down your blouse.
    4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my change purse in my scrubs."
    3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.
    2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
    And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked: Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your face in here by 7:00!" ever again.
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   Havin' A Party!
    Hahahahaha!

    Thanks!
  4. by   nekhismom
    Ummm, NO. Too embarrassed here! LOL
  5. by   nurseunderwater
    woo hoo! what a way to survive another texas summer....watch those bed rails though....LOL
  6. by   Energizer Bunny
    LOLOLOL...Always wondered what those naked dreams mean. Now, I'll probably have one tonight!
  7. by   missmercy
    OK -- May have numerous typos -- just 'cause I'm laughing so hard!! Am evoking some rather scary images with this one though!! EEW!!! :chuckle

    Goddess that I am, (cough, cough, gag, gag) can already see the petitions forming, the techs covering patients eyes, the doctors rushing for tranquilizers to combat the mass hysteria.....

    Sure would liven the day up! Think I'll stick to the old fashioned way and keep the scrubs on -- in layers no less!
  8. by   nekhismom
    Quote from nurseunderwater
    woo hoo! what a way to survive another texas summer....watch those bed rails though....LOL
    I know what you mean. Hey, with my current anatomy, the bed rails would be a HUGE safety risk.
  9. by   renerian


    Bad hair day!!

    renerian

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