T-Shirt Slogans - page 2

"Filthy, Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time" "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year... Read More

  1. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    "Bikers Have More Fun Than People Do"

    "Well this day was a total waste of makeup"

    "I'm the person my parents warned me about"
  2. by   Repat
    My friend has one I love:

    "Who are these kids, and why are they calling me Mom?"
  3. by   Rep
    After graduation, our class printed white t-shirts with a slogan on the front " Living without nurses is bad, Studying to be one is worse!"
  4. by   Mister Chris
    Following over 20 years working in a psychiatric hospital I was presented with a tee shirt - in black with big white letters - "I always do what the voices tell me to do - so don't ask!" :spin:
  5. by   fluffwad
    1.don't take life seriously, it isn't permanent.

    2.start every day with a smile and get it over with

    3.some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield

    4.there's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate

    5.never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether

    6.it's not true that life is one damn thing after another, its one damn thing over & over.

    7.when the going gets tough the smart get lost

    8.i used to care, now i take a pill for that

    9.too bad ignorance isn't painful

    10.a team effort is a lot of people doing what i day

    11.a closed mouth gathers no feet

    12.there's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation wont cure

    13.i'm lost, but making good time

    14.everything i say is substantiated by my own opinion

    15.well behaved women rarely make history

    16.even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas

    17.always being right is an awesome responsibility

    18.schizophrenia beats dining alone

    19.after all is said & done, more is said than done

    20.if you're too open minded your brain will fall out

    21.some days its not even worth chewing thru the restraints

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