T-Shirt Slogans - page 2
"Filthy, Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time" "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year... Read More
Oct 5, '04"Bikers Have More Fun Than People Do"
"Well this day was a total waste of makeup"
"I'm the person my parents warned me about"
Oct 5, '04After graduation, our class printed white t-shirts with a slogan on the front " Living without nurses is bad, Studying to be one is worse!"
Oct 6, '04Following over 20 years working in a psychiatric hospital I was presented with a tee shirt - in black with big white letters - "I always do what the voices tell me to do - so don't ask!" :spin:
Oct 6, '041.don't take life seriously, it isn't permanent.
2.start every day with a smile and get it over with
3.some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield
4.there's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate
5.never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether
6.it's not true that life is one damn thing after another, its one damn thing over & over.
7.when the going gets tough the smart get lost
8.i used to care, now i take a pill for that
9.too bad ignorance isn't painful
10.a team effort is a lot of people doing what i day
11.a closed mouth gathers no feet
12.there's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation wont cure
13.i'm lost, but making good time
14.everything i say is substantiated by my own opinion
15.well behaved women rarely make history
16.even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas
17.always being right is an awesome responsibility
18.schizophrenia beats dining alone
19.after all is said & done, more is said than done
20.if you're too open minded your brain will fall out
21.some days its not even worth chewing thru the restraints
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