Stupidest thing I have done - page 3

OK I will own up to this one. Every now and then I teach university students. I had told them that I thought they should learn how to do bladder palps before they used a scanner because it was... Read More

  1. by   ryaninmtv
    Priming the penile pump. I doesn't get any better than that.
  2. by   nakitamoon
    kurtz,,,,,,

    omg,,,,,, LMAO,,,,,,

    Thank you so much for the laugh,,,, No coffee on monitor here,,,, all over keyboard,,,,

    mmm note to self,,, buy keyboard for spare,,,,,

    ~~kita
  3. by   joannep
    Just love it Kurtz, Working with you in QLD must be a hoot.

    Joanne

    In cold Melbourne, where it was 25C yesterday and 16C today!
  4. by   rncountry
    OMG, I am still laughing! Gonna have to tell this one at work tomorrow!
  5. by   teeituptom
    Howdy yall
    from deep in the heat of texas

    I pulled a good one back when I was still a charge nurse.It was the middle of the night shift when the sono tech, called and said Tom, Do you have any condoms???? I repied what the hell you need those for. Im too old and too married where I havent bought any in a couple of decades. And never have seeing a transvaginal ultrasound I was totally clueless.
    Once clarified to me though, I gave her 10 bucks and sent her to the stoor to get some. Situation remedied. Im not too old learn just a little slow at times



    doo wah ditty
  6. by   TracyB,RN
    LOL, I HATE it when that happens
  7. by   imenid37
    i must say, i am glad my bladder was not full when i read that one!
  8. by   sunnygirl272



    or, for the more exciting patient:

  9. by   teeituptom
    Howdy yall
    from deep in the heat of texas


    Dang, thank you. Its been so long since I needed a condom, I didnt even know they came in packages like that KISS one. Its been at least 2 decades since Ive needed one. But if I ever do I will keep these in mind





    doo wah ditty

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