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Life might not be the party we had hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance .

Thank you kindly! It has been my favorite for years

Pretty funny!

Here's one of my favorites:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
~Albert Einstein

And this is pretty cute:

Nurse's Senility Prayer
Grant me the senility to forget the patients I never liked,
The good fortune to run into the patients I do like,
And the eyesight to tell the difference!

Great thread,
Donna

"no worries"...keeps me from choking the folks that **** me off

atlantarn

Here's one my dad used to always say to me if I was upset or annoyed.

"its hard to soar like an eagle when surrounded by turkeys so keep smiling and don't let the b*s**rds get you down!"

"It is easier to leave angry words unspoken, then to mend a heart those words have broken."

I used to have this written on my notebook to help me make it through Med-Surg:

It's supposed to be hard! If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great!----Tom Hanks, A League of Their Own

This is a Southernism that my Daddy used to say:

It's cold as a well digger's a$$

Here are a few of my favorite sayings:

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble-wrap is cheap. You choose.

Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.

I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Chaos, panic, and disorder....my work here is done.

Earth is full. Go home.

I used to use these on e-mails, etc., but lately, I just say them to myself to keep myself on track.

llg


"Sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation." (Fox Mulder)


"Sometimes the only way to win is not to play." (The computer in the movie "War Games")

llg

Trying to get along with my ex is like trying to pick up nickels with my butt.