Share Your Saying - page 5

i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like "i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles... Read More

  1. Visit  Billiegirl profile page
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    "Ah, the patient doing that shaking thing again!" Student Paramedic
    "It's called a SEIZURE!" ER Nurse

    "Put em in room 10!" (Our physic room)

    "We have a a line for 10." (Always a fun shift)

    And my personal favorite "Your not that busy!" Said during a code, a full ER/WR, and two traumas en-route.

    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  2. Visit  MikeLVN2RN profile page
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    I can't remember who said these, but I really like them

    "Duct tape is like the force; there's a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

    "God made dirt, and dirt hurts, so don't get it in your eye!"

    "Happiness is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!"

    These are just some of my favs!

    Mike
  3. Visit  elthia profile page
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    "How much more grevious are the consequences of anger than the causes of it."
    Marcus Aurelius


    "Beware of the fury of the patient man."
    John Dryden

    "Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you"
    Vipin Sharma


    "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your mind off your goals."
    Unknown

    "Given a long enough life span, everybody dies. So my job as a nurse of a terminal patient then is to treat death, give the patient a death that is as close to free from pain and discomfort as I can make it."
    Myself (in an debate about titrating morphine gtt on semicomatose patient with dyspnea, still use this argument quite a lot.)
  4. Visit  TreetopAngel_RN profile page
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    Quote from elthia
    "Given a long enough life span, everybody dies. So my job as a nurse of a terminal patient then is to treat death, give the patient a death that is as close to free from pain and discomfort as I can make it."
    Myself (in an debate about titrating morphine gtt on semicomatose patient with dyspnea, still use this argument quite a lot.)
    I stole your quote...properly cited, of course! I wish I had said it.

    Thank you!

    Elizabeth
  5. Visit  elthia profile page
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    Quote from TreetopAngel_RN
    I stole your quote...properly cited, of course! I wish I had said it.

    Thank you!

    Elizabeth
    No problem, actually feel rather all blushy and pleased. Care of a terminal patient is a soapbox of mine.
  6. Visit  JCRN profile page
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    You know you are having a bad day when you find a tampon behind your ear and cannot find your pencil.
  7. Visit  kmchugh profile page
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    "There is no problem so large that it cannot be overcome by a suitable application of high explosive." US Army, unknown

    "As long as you are talking, you aren't learning anything." J.P. McHugh, my father.

    KM
  8. Visit  Indy profile page
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    Quote from JCRN
    You know you are having a bad day when you find a tampon behind your ear and cannot find your pencil.
    I have to admit, I threw my pen in the sharps box one afternoon. In my pocket was the IV needle (the kind that when used, has no sharp sticking out, it's inside the plastic thing). THAT went into a sharps box lickety-split, as I realized where my pen was.
  9. Visit  TreetopAngel_RN profile page
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    Quote from elthia
    No problem, actually feel rather all blushy and pleased. Care of a terminal patient is a soapbox of mine.
    Then I am glad I helped make part of your day! I pull out the soapbox, myself, on occasion. Lots of explaining, lots of love and lots of care...can't get much better!

    Elizabeth
  10. Visit  trudlebug profile page
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    There is no vaccine against stupidity.


    If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.


    The Silver Rule: "I do not do for others that which they can do for themselves"


    "Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by
    making the other poor b*st*rd die for his." - General George S. Patton Jr.


    "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
  11. Visit  margarita profile page
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    Here are some of my favorite sayings:

    If you can't get out of it, get into it.

    Unless you're the lead horse, the view never changes.

    You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing. Ralph Waldo Emerson

    I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. A friends fridge magnet.

    I've abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy. A t-shirt I had as a teen.

    Imagination is greater than knowledge. Albert Einstein.

    Never buy a car you can't push.

    Live and Let Live
  12. Visit  fireflyLPN profile page
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    I've got a couple

    *ss, grass, or gas nobody rides for free! - unknown

    You can get more with a gun and a smile than you can with just a smile - Al Capone

    I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. -Winston Churchill

    Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light. - Dylan Thomas

    That dog just won't hunt...

    and of course the one that's currently my sig line
  13. Visit  TennNurse profile page
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    Just because you are paranoid does NOT mean they're not out to get you.

    If it is wet and sticky and not yours, do not touch it.

    Ironing is my second favorite household chore, my first being hitting my head on the top bunk until I pass out. (Erma Bombeck)

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