Nurses Humor
Published Oct 2, 2002
donmurray
837 Posts
So the new English Dr. is getting the welcome tour of a Scottish hospital, and the final ward they visit is full of patients with no sign of any illness. He approaches the first patient, who starts off:
"Wee, sleekit, cowerin' timorous beastie, Oh, what a panic's in thy breastie, Wi' bickerin' brattle! I would be laithe tae rin an chase ye, wi' murderin pattle!" Startled, he steps back, and approaches the next patient, who immediately says:
"Oh, would oor lord the giftie gi'e us, tae see oorsel's as ither's see us!" Confused now, he turns to a third patient, who recites;
"My love is like a red, red rose, that's newly sprung in June, my love is like a melody, that's sweetly played in tune."
In the corner, another is declaiming;
"Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pudden' race!"
Turning back to his colleague, the new Dr. asks why they left the psychiatric ward till last, to be greeted with;
"This isn't psychiatry! This is the Serious BURNS Unit!"
yukyukyuk!
canoehead, BSN, RN
6,890 Posts
That's a groaner. Arghhhhhh.
Zee_RN, BSN, RN
951 Posts
GROAN is right!!! oh my, that was BAAAAAD.
LasVegasRN
835 Posts
dstudent
179 Posts
HMMMMMMMMM
Scavenger'sWife, RN
269 Posts
As a previous English major............
BWAHAHAHA!!!
CATHYW
564 Posts
Ohhhhhh, MAN! Pun intended, NO doubt!
cmggriff
219 Posts
That was the punniest thing I 've read in a while. :roll
But then I have always been a fan of Robbie. I guess those of you who are not fond of puns might avoid this one by hiding your Edinburough's. Gary
researchrabbit
603 Posts
Originally posted by regnursein99 As a previous English major............ BWAHAHAHA!!!
CONCUR!
:chuckle
micro, RN
1,173 Posts
DM...............
:)
micro