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Aug 17, 2006 02:13 PM

Good Nursing Joke....


I just heard this and thought I'd wet myself! If this one has been round and round I apologize. Enjoy.....

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then,she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

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11 Comments
No. 1
from jgrossberg
Old Aug 19, 2006, 06:53 PM

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Very cute. Lucky for me I'll be working the Birth Center - not too many testicles...
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No. 2
from AfloydRN
Old Dec 31, 2006, 10:48 PM

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It's super old, but still cute.
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No. 3
Old Jan 19, 2007, 02:49 PM

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That was great!! I really liked it. Read before class, so great that I had to share with everyone!
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No. 4
from antidote
Old Feb 04, 2007, 02:43 PM

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Thats pretty funny! Never heard that one before I don't think.
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No. 5
from CHATSDALE
Old Feb 04, 2007, 02:48 PM

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loved it
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No. 6
Old Feb 13, 2007, 10:58 AM

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looooooool

nice one...
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No. 7
from jakay RN
Old Mar 13, 2008, 02:43 PM

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ooh that was funny
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No. 8
Old Mar 13, 2008, 06:40 PM

Nurse Re: Good Nursing Joke....
that once was hilarious!! gotta share that one with my classmates tomorrow.. and I have never heard that joke before. thanks for making me laugh and if you have any more jokes, pls share them
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from jenn22lm
Old May 30, 2008, 10:22 PM

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Good one.
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