God's Diet Plan

[Lausana]

> > God's Diet Plan

> >

> > And God populated the earth with broccoli and

> > cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow

> > vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live

> > long and healthy lives.

> >

> > And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought

> > forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said

> > to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said,

> > "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

> >

> > And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman

> > might keep her figure that man found so fair.

> >

> > And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth

> > chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to

> > put on the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.

> >

> > And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And

> > Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and

> > shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert.

> > And woman gained pounds.

> >

> > And God said, "I have sent you heart healthy

> > vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."

> > And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from

> > Cracker Barrel so big it needed its own platter and

> > Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went

> > through the roof.

> >

> > And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved

> > to lose those extra pounds. And Satan brought forth

> > cable TV with remote control so Man would not have

> > to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.

> > And Man gained pounds.

> >

> > And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

> > And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable

> > naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

> > And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced

> > the starchy center into chips and deep fat fried them.

> > And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched

> > his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled

> > in cholesterol. And Satan saw it and said, "It is

> > good." And Man went into

> > cardiac arrest.

> >

> > And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

> >

> > And Satan created HMO's...

[Mkue]

Thanks Leslie:kiss , really enjoyed that !

[Burnt Out, ASN, RN]

:chuckle

[Glad2behere]

Tis true, Tis true....all Adam and Eve's fault, they started it:chuckle

[vaughanmk]

So it really is all Satan's fault after all and not my lack of self control. It's alway nice being able to point the finger at someone else. j/k

[BrandieRNq]

So that's why I have a few (I meant many!) extra pounds to lose. Thank goodness it isn't my fault!!!

[J-RN student]

I loved it! :roll :chuckle :roll

[SingingNurse2]

You left out how God created the apple and Satan took it to the State Fair and covered it in candy and caramel! (My personal favorite sin)

[maggie7]

:roll