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Funny Signs

  1. 0 In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
    On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."
    Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."
    In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
    On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
    At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.".... On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
    On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
    On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
    At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
    Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
    In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."
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  3. Visit  wsiab profile page
    #1 0
    The slogan for the Deli/Butcher shop down the street from my house (no joke)

    "You can lick our chops, but you cant beat our meat."
  4. Visit  GreytNurse profile page
    #2 0
    These are just tttttooooooo funny:roll I can't believe the one about the butcher....that is tacky:imbar
    My bumper sticker says:
    ....Be nice to your kids....They'll choose your nursing home...

    I just LOVE LTC:kiss
  5. Visit  kmchugh profile page
    #3 0
    My favorite bumper sticker: "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

  6. Visit  live4today profile page
    #4 0
    If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back to you, hunt them down and beat the living crap out of 'em! :chuckle Oops! Guess I shouldn't promote violence, huh??? :chuckle
  7. Visit  Zee_RN profile page
    #5 0
    A well-know carpet company in the area has this on their trucks...

    "We only lay the best."
  8. Visit  General E. Speaking, RN profile page
    #6 0
    Here's one: "We know your children are angels, but this AIN'T heaven!
  9. Visit  donmurray profile page
    #7 0
    I saw an elderly couple in an expensive 4wd with a bumper sticker reading "Squandering the children's inheritance" too perfect!
  10. Visit  studentnurse_02 profile page
    #8 0
    i have this sticker on my car: "Go on- i'll see you at the next traffic light!"
  11. Visit  jules-RN profile page
    #9 0
    A friend of my brother's took a picture of a advertisement sign for a meat company in Indiana that said "You won't reject our liver!"
  12. Visit  donmurray profile page
    #10 0
    A little fishmongers shop nearby is called "The Thyme and Plaice" and a hairdressers, which is upstairs, is "A Cut Above The Others"
  13. Visit  NurseDennie profile page
    #11 0
    There's a store near where I work that is a cigarettes and beer store. Honest!!

    There is a sign advertising their "Drive through" Although to me, it looked more like a "THIS IS THE PLACE TO ROB" sign to me.


  14. Visit  bagladyrn profile page
    #12 0
    I saw a bronze Mercedes convertible with vanity tags reading "AT LAST"

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