Funny Signs

  1. 0
    In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
    On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."
    Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."
    In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
    On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
    At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.".... On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
    On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
    On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
    At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
    Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
    In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."
  2. 39 Comments so far...

  3. 0
    The slogan for the Deli/Butcher shop down the street from my house (no joke)

    "You can lick our chops, but you cant beat our meat."
  4. 0
    These are just tttttooooooo funny:roll I can't believe the one about the butcher....that is tacky:imbar
    My bumper sticker says:
    ....Be nice to your kids....They'll choose your nursing home...

    I just LOVE LTC:kiss
  5. 0
    My favorite bumper sticker: "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

    Kevin
  6. 0
    If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back to you, hunt them down and beat the living crap out of 'em! :chuckle Oops! Guess I shouldn't promote violence, huh??? :chuckle
  7. 0
    A well-know carpet company in the area has this on their trucks...

    "We only lay the best."
  8. 0
    Here's one: "We know your children are angels, but this AIN'T heaven!
  9. 0
    I saw an elderly couple in an expensive 4wd with a bumper sticker reading "Squandering the children's inheritance" too perfect!
  10. 0
    i have this sticker on my car: "Go on- i'll see you at the next traffic light!"
  11. 0
    A friend of my brother's took a picture of a advertisement sign for a meat company in Indiana that said "You won't reject our liver!"


Top