Forrest Gump goes to Heaven...

  1. (too cute to resist)



    The day finally arrives. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He walks
    up to the Pearly Gates and is met by St. Peter himself.

    The good saint says: "Well, Forrest, we're glad to see you. We have
    heard a lot about you. I must let you know however, that the place is
    filling up fast, so we have been giving an entrance examination to
    everyone. The test is short but you have to pass before you can get
    into heaven. You need to answer these three questions:

    1. What days of the week begin with the letter "T"?
    2. How many seconds are there in a year?
    3. What is God's first name? "

    Forrest says, "Well, the first one -- that's an easy one. There are two
    of them - Today and Tomorrow."

    The saint's eyes open wide in surprise: "Forrest, that's not what I was
    thinking, but . I'll give you credit for that answer. How about the
    second question?"

    "Now, that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I'll guess the answer to be
    twelve."

    Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's
    name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

    "Well, there's gotta be twelve," Forrest answers, "January 2nd, February
    2nd, March 2nd, ...."

    "Hold it" interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're going with this, and
    I'll have to give you credit for that one, too. Let's go on to the next
    and final question. Can you tell me God's first name?"

    "Sure" Forrest replies, "it's Andy."

    "Andy?" exclaims the exasperated and frustrated saint. "OK, I can
    understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions,
    but just how in the world did you come up with the name of 'Andy' as
    the first name of God?"

    "Well now," Forrest replies, "that was the easiest one of all: ANDY
    WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."

    St. Peter opens the Pearly Gates and says, "Run, Forrest, run !"
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   Shamrock
    Funny one jnette!
  4. by   Energizer Bunny
    Good one!!!! I loved that movie.
  5. by   suzy253
    ahhhhh...that's great!
  6. by   nursebedlam
    good one
  7. by   Nitengale326
    You gotta love "gumpisms"
  8. by   FranEMTnurse
    VERY GOOD JNETTE VERY VERY GOOD!
  9. by   Angela Mac
    awesome! a bit of redneck humor there too......lol

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