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Mar 11, 2004 07:40 PM

Doctor, Doctor,


Dr. Dr....I think I'm going deaf!.....
Dr....Really?, what are the symptoms?
patient....A yellow cartoon family!


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No. 1
from gwenith
Old Mar 11, 2004, 07:47 PM

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No. 2
from BRANDY LPN
Old Mar 11, 2004, 08:00 PM

I think I AM going blonde it took me about 5 min to get it. LOL very funny.
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No. 3
from Cubby
Old Mar 13, 2004, 03:32 PM

?? I still don't get it :stone Who are the yellow cartoon family?
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from hock1
Old Mar 13, 2004, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Cubby
?? I still don't get it :stone Who are the yellow cartoon family?
the Simpsons
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No. 5
from Cubby
Old Mar 13, 2004, 07:16 PM

OK I admit it. Today I am a blonde. Must be the age difference. What do the Simpsons and being deaf have in common?
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No. 6
Old Mar 13, 2004, 07:25 PM

Ohhhhhh . . . . that took me a minute too.

Good one Don :chuckle

steph
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No. 7
Old Mar 14, 2004, 12:10 PM

I thought I was just to old but I'm younger than some of you. Maybe it's because I don't watch the Simpsons but I still don't get it.
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No. 8
Old Mar 14, 2004, 01:02 PM

Ok. I've redeemed myself. I was in the shower and the lightbulb went on. I was reading what are your symptoms but it's written what are the symptoms. Yes I can say DUH.
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No. 9
from jnette
Old Mar 14, 2004, 01:49 PM

Boy... am I ever the slow train........ wasn't 'til I pondered Donny's remarks that it finally came to me.

heh. always was the one to suddenly burst out laughing at the most inappropriate time (like three hours later when the joke had long been forgotten)... and have heads turn..

Them: "what's up with HER?" "what's SHE laughing about?"

Me:"The joke ! ................Remember???"

Them: "WHAT joke ???"

Me: "ha ha, ha ha... the one from... uh... the one.. uh...

from three hours ago about..." :imbar :imbar :imbar
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