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Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning.

When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,

Clueless

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Dear Clueless:

Dump him. You're a New York Senator now. You don't need him anymore.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I STAND TO BE CORRECTED !!!!

NO GOOD TO BRING BED ROOM AFFAIRS ON THE WEB!!!!!!!!

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Kahoro-

This is a joke about Bill Clinton and Hilary Rodham Clinton!

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That description sounds a lot like my dad. He now lives in Las Angeles and my bro. and I live with our mom. My dad sounds a lot like you husband. I think you shouldn't wait to long... get out of that marriage. There's got to be something better out there for you. Someone who actually cares for you. What I'm trying to say is get out of that relationship and find someone better. Good luck.;)

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ummmm - Take another look at the section this was posted in - "Nursing Humor - Share your jokes and funny stories"

It was just a joke! (And a very good one might I add! :D

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Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.
Originally posted by kahoro

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I STAND TO BE CORRECTED !!!!

NO GOOD TO BRING BED ROOM AFFAIRS ON THE WEB!!!!!!!!

Kahoro,

Welcome to allnurses.com! We ask that you do not type in caps as it signifies yelling. Please feel free to join in and feel at home. This was nothing that was true, it was a joke. We apologize if it was offensive to you. Again, welcome. :)

Untamed

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.
Originally posted by sanakruz

Kahoro-

This is a joke about Bill Clinton and Hilary Rodham Clinton!

:chuckle I caught on right away to who it was about. Who else but the Clintons, right? :chuckle

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Kahoro & DaughterJudy...sorry about the misunderstanding. The thread you were reading is only a joke....that is all. As Untamed mentioned...welcome to allnurses!

Thanks Untamed for clarifying.

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Mate that was a good one! i had to think about that for a few seconds!

cheers for the laugh!

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

Oh My God

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I think I enjoyed the posts following the joke even better than the original post.:roll :roll

(It was a really funny joke, I might add!) :rotfl:

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