confused nurse - page 2
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to... Read More
Sep 6, '02I work OB and a nurse transferred from medical and couldn't cut it so sent her back to medical (where she doesn't cut much either) heard last week she was going to access a pacemaker thought it was a port.
Sep 6, '02So, are you saying a pacer and a port are two different things? Oh, I'm sorry, my old nurse manager took over my body.
Sep 7, '02Howdy yall
from deep in the heart of texas
I wont say a thing about boob jobs, besides I prefer butts
doo wah ditty
Sep 7, '02re: boob jobs....
Nah...when I get old(er) i'll just stuff 'em in my pants pockets and keep on goin'........
Sep 7, '02:chuckle when i was young, i wished for more
:stone now, i am old and know the score
:imbar did i just say what i think i said.....
Sep 8, '02When I was in nursing school there were 2 of us who wanted breast reductions (hey, when you're a 44DD you take the bra off at night and your head hits the floor) and 2 other girls who wanted augmentations. We got some laughs from our fellow students when we shared our plans for this big "boob transplant" in which all 4 of us would be on operating tables and everyone would get what she wanted. Too bad the technology hadn't been invented yet! :-)
Sep 8, '022 RNs I work with have boob jobs...haven't seen either one of them, but I've felt one of them.
I know some other people have actually seen them though...
They're both very nice, normal people, and d*mn good nurses too!