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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, but instead she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours! He damn near died on us!" The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours, but instead she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded! "Suddenly, they hear this

bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" exclaimed the first doctor. "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!" :eek: :chuckle

just thinking about having my nipples pierced and hanging a chain from my ear lobes to my nipples.......instant lift.....:roll ouch!

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I always think of Princess Diana when I read your posts.

Anyway the piercing, chain, nipples, to ear thing, sounds kinky!!!!!There was a post about where to put your glasses earlier, I think you have solved that problem :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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I work OB and a nurse transferred from medical and couldn't cut it so sent her back to medical (where she doesn't cut much either) heard last week she was going to access a pacemaker thought it was a port.

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Specializes in ER, Hospice, CCU, PCU.

:roll :roll :roll

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So, are you saying a pacer and a port are two different things? Oh, I'm sorry, my old nurse manager took over my body.:D

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

Howdy yall

from deep in the heart of texas

I wont say a thing about boob jobs, besides I prefer butts

doo wah ditty

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re: boob jobs....

Nah...when I get old(er) i'll just stuff 'em in my pants pockets and keep on goin'........

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:chuckle when i was young, i wished for more

:stone now, i am old :p and know the score

:imbar did i just say what i think i said.....

:p micro

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

When I was in nursing school there were 2 of us who wanted breast reductions (hey, when you're a 44DD you take the bra off at night and your head hits the floor) and 2 other girls who wanted augmentations. We got some laughs from our fellow students when we shared our plans for this big "boob transplant" in which all 4 of us would be on operating tables and everyone would get what she wanted. Too bad the technology hadn't been invented yet! :-)

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2 RNs I work with have boob jobs...haven't seen either one of them, but I've felt one of them. ;)

I know some other people have actually seen them though...

They're both very nice, normal people, and d*mn good nurses too! :)

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