A Complicated Surgery for a Politician

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    A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

    "Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"

    A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."



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    Hahahaha... it took me a minute, but I get it.
    Altra and nrsang97 like this.
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    I still don't get it.
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    I don't get it either.
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    They don't want him to think he died and went to hell.
    aknottedyarn, jrwest, VivaLasViejas, and 2 others like this.
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    Quote from tnbutterfly
    A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

    "Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"

    A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."




    LOL, That's great! A Keeper!
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    Stellar!!!
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    I'm embarrassed.....by the title of this thread, I kinda assumed that the politician was having something extracted from his lower colon. Like, um, his head.
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    Quote from VivaLasViejas
    I'm embarrassed.....by the title of this thread, I kinda assumed that the politician was having something extracted from his lower colon. Like, um, his head.
    ^Good one Viva!!!

    OP, LOVED it!!! I can think of a few who would think like that...
    VivaLasViejas likes this.


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