Chocolate vs. Sex

OBNURSEHEATHER · Jan 3, 2003

Not better.... just different.

:) Heather

zudy · Jan 3, 2003

No, better.

OBNURSEHEATHER · Jan 3, 2003

Then you're not getting it right!

baseline · Jan 3, 2003

LOLOLOLOL..........................Hear hear!!!!!!!

chocolate AND sex......

BadBird, BSN, RN · Jan 3, 2003

I am going to by some chocolate right now !

duckie · Jan 3, 2003

Mmmmmuuuummmmmmm, how about sex with chocolate, love that new chocolate whipped cream!

**SKM-NURSIEPOOH, BSN, RN** · Jan 3, 2003

originally posted by klhs
12 reasons why chocolate is better than sex!
1. you can have chocolate in front of your parents.
2. nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.
3. people of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.
4. the word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
5. chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.
6. no matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.
7. you can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.
8. if you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.
9. chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.
10. a big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.
11. you can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.
12. it's easy to get chocolate any time you want!!!
:rotfl:

sooo true...especially #5 :rotfl: :roll :lol2:

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cheers!

moe

zudy · Jan 3, 2003

Heather, you are probably right. Oh,well, practice, practice, practice. What else can a mean old nurse do?

baseline · Jan 3, 2003

Practice...use chocolate for energy............

J-RN student · Jan 3, 2003

Originally posted by Duckie
Mmmmmuuuummmmmmm, how about sex with chocolate, love that new chocolate whipped cream!

Oohh yaa!

debyan · Jan 3, 2003

the endorphins, did I spell that right, that are released after sex and chocolate are the same which means at least to me that after a good piece of well either you sure feel good:smokin: deb