Charting Bloopers - page 13

Found in the History and Physical section of a patient's chart who had experienced visual hallucinations while ill: "Patient vehemently denies any auditory, tactile, or old factory... Read More

  1. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
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    :roll :roll :roll Now that's really funny. Thanks for the laugh.

    Fran
  2. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
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    I once experienced the then captain of our ambulance corps take a patient's B/P upside down, and then actually call in the results to the ER. The diastolic was the top and the systolic was the bottom as stated. :roll I sure hope that didn't speak volumes about our ambulance corps.:roll We really weren't all that bad.


    Fran
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  3. Visit  kc ccurn profile page
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    A number of years ago I had called our vascular surgeon to let him know that my pt's perfusion had worsened. Instead of his toes becoming more NECROTIC, they were more NEUROTIC. Yes he still teases me about it to this day.
    CrazyGoonRN and carolmaccas66 like this.
  4. Visit  wjf00 profile page
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    I saw in an H&P in the NICU:
    Born via normal spontaneous C section..... Huh?
    And had a recent order:
    Ad lib feeds Q3 30cc's....
    I guess that is a more "flexible" 30 cc's?
  5. Visit  nekhismom profile page
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    In resonse to order "suck balls QID"
    Originally posted by sixes
    :roll Read all 14 pages this one still has me in tears.
    Hubby thinks I've lost it. All I can do is point. So he reads it
    He certainly likes the order

    Thanks for making my day
    Same here! My hubby insists that this has to be the best order ever!
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  6. Visit  kc ccurn profile page
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    Working in the NICU, I had a surgical resident that wrote, dange pt at bedside, BID......?by the foot or what?
  7. Visit  TiaLusa profile page
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    Was the nurse in charge of male surgical ontake ward on a Saturday night. The Surgical Registrar phoned me said he was sending up a patient who had been shot in the eye! **** I was panicking, thinking of nursing a really bad head injury on an old fashioned Nightingale ward all night. I kept asking him to send the to patient to ITU or even the Ophthalmic Ward! But he kept talking to me like I was a lunatic - saying NO this patient is coming to your ward! Okay said I eventually - we'll take him.

    Was dreading the worst when I accepted him.

    But he was sat up on the trolley! smiling, not a head injury in sight.

    He had been shot in the thigh - not the eye!!
  8. Visit  lisasmom profile page
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    I had a nurse write on a chart"He be chilling on the couch" And he was. He had expired. At this particular place nurse aides no longer chart on the notes.





    [QUOTE=nofear4me23]
    Originally posted by AHarri66:
    [B]Found in the History and Physical section of a patient's chart who had experienced visual hallucinations while ill:

    "Patient vehemently denies any auditory, tactile, or old factory hallucinations."

    YIKES!
    At our hospital they allow aides to write in nurses notes!! This is a true note, "patient don't move all day. Just lays there." When second shift arrived a code was called on the mentioned patient. The doctor stopped the code and yelled, "this pt expired hours ago" As nurses on our unit we are trying to stop the aides from note writing. Does anyone know the law from Pennsylania?



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    Hugs, Nofear4me
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  9. Visit  erjulie profile page
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    the best is the 300 rabbis kvetching and davening til the fool patient converted...
  10. Visit  Marie_LPN, RN profile page
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    Suck balls QID. I wouldn't get anything done from laughing too hard over reading that order LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  11. Visit  BowlerRN profile page
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    I transferred a pt with pneumonia to the hospital one day. Instead of charting that she went to NVCH-the hospital in my town, I charted that she was sent to NVHS-the High school. I caught the mistake the next day.
  12. Visit  BowlerRN profile page
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    I hadn't changed my profile yet, I was officially an LPN a little over a week ago!
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  13. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
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    Congratulations, and welcome to the world of nursing.
    Quote from NDodd
    I hadn't changed my profile yet, I was officially an LPN a little over a week ago!
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