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Jun 13, 2003 09:38 AM

cannibals...........

by karenG

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees."

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.


Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared, however. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals denie all knowledge of the missing cleaner.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers, no-one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner



Karen


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No. 1
Old Jun 13, 2003, 10:24 AM

heehee!
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No. 2
from chrisrob
Old Jun 13, 2003, 04:04 PM

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No. 3
from Shamrock
Old Jun 13, 2003, 04:08 PM

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No. 4
from rebel_red
Old Jun 13, 2003, 05:20 PM

YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No. 5
from Audreyfay
Old Jun 13, 2003, 05:43 PM

Here's another! > > Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the
> girls, so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has
> any advice for him.
> >
> > "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old
> swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta
> style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about
> two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm
> tellin you man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
> >
> > The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his spanking new tight
> Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and for cryin' out loud! - it's worse
> than before! Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by,
covering
> their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So Brad goes back to
the
> lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"
> >
> > "Jeez!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
> >
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No. 6
Old Jun 13, 2003, 06:02 PM



Hellooo proctologist, one emergency hemorroidectomy please...
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No. 7
from rnnurse2be
Old Jun 17, 2003, 06:40 PM

OH MYYY... that one about made me pee my pants!!

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No. 8
from Cameron67
Old Jun 17, 2003, 06:50 PM

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