Buying a bathing suit - page 2

Apparently a true e-mail a woman wrote to her friend after shopping for a bathing suit .... (Only gals would understand this) "I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and ... Read More

  1. by   karenG
    Originally posted by Tilleycs
    Neither does the perfect body (on you or ANYONE else) after 30! LOL! My metabolism came to a SCREECHING halt once I turned 30. When I was an athlete in high school, I wanted to put on weight but couldn't. Now I'm at a weight that would have been great, but I don't need it! Augh!

    I may not have the perfect body- but I sure am working on it- turning 40 and spending some time in traction with a back injury concentrated my mind with regards my weight!!! so now its fencing, gym work, aerobics and salsa!!!

    Karen
  2. by   babynursewannab
    And I would like to point out for those of us given more than nature intended on top, the bathing suit thing stinks too.

    For those disgusted by those of us falling out... don't be:
    1) The majority of us hate it too and
    2) We'll probably be dead soon from our chests being cramed up towards our heads and suffocating us anyway so save your energy!
  3. by   karenG
    maybe the answer is to join a naturalist colony and dispense with swimming costumes all together- although the thought of me without one is worse than the thought of me in one!! they are not made for ladies who are curvy!!!!!!


    Karen
  4. by   ShelleyERgirl


    Isn't that Uniboob effect just sooo sexy? Just one big boob flattened right in the center of your chest? Look for it on the next Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition...yeah right
  5. by   Audreyfay
    Too funny. I can relate to this. Thnx for the laugh! :roll :roll
  6. by   beenaround
    i laughed until i cried!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. by   CVnurse08
    So, so true and funny !! One of my worst nightmares is shopping for swimming suits !!

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