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I got these in my email and not heard some of them before. If anybody has anymore add yours, I love these things!:chuckle

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer

If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

The Earth Is Full --- Go Home

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Honk If Anything Falls Off

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over.

[seen upside Down, On A Jeep]

Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.

Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!

Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

The best one Ive seen lately is

IMPEACH BUSH

Screw You I Have Enough Friends

If I was following you as close as you're following me, your car would be pregnant!

The definition of revenge :Live long enough to be a burden on your children.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

You are driving a car: it is not a phone booth, beauty parlor or a restaurant!

Specializes in Interventional Pain Mgmt NP; Prior ICU and L/D RN.

"NORMAL PEOPLE WORRY ME"

and my all time favorite......my motto!!!

"BITE ME":):)

Love all these!!! :chuckle

How about mine: They are not bumper stickers, but are my favorite pins. I collect pins with sayings that make me laugh and wear them to work.

"Prozac & Starbucks - Breakfast of Champions"

"I dress this way to bother you"

"My life is a Soap Opera"

"I may not look busy but on a cellular level, I am really quite active."

"Honk if you have never seen a full-auto UZI fired from a car window"

bob

Specializes in Obstetrics, M/S, Psych.
Originally posted by Caveman

"Militant Agnostic....I don't know and neither do you."

Where can I get this one?!

Screw You I Have Enough Friends

LOL! I love this one! I wish I had it!

I've seen:

- If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!

- My kid beat up your honor student

- If God doesn't want us to eat animals, why does he make them out of meat?

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