Ask Dr. Fever - page 2

Hello out there in Radioland, Babies! This is Dr. Johnny Fever on "Ask Dr. Fever"! No, I'm not a real doctor and I didn't even play one on TV, but I'm here to answer all your medical questions! ... Read More

  1. by   Davey Do
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    Dr. Fever, My students complain of headaches all the time, what do I do?
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  2. by   Davey Do
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  3. by   Daisy4RN
    Dr Fever, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
  4. by   Davey Do
    Quote from Daisy4RN
    Dr Fever, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
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  5. by   Daisy4RN
    Dr Fever, me again. I keep telling my coworkers that I cant read their minds cuz my antennae is broken but they don't seem to get it, what can I do!
  6. by   djh123
    Regarding the description on the first question on this highly-important thread, I think 'Pump Up the Cuff' should've been a big disco hit.
  7. by   SpankedInPittsburgh
    Dr Fever,

    Do recreational spankings have measurable health benefits?

    Will they ever be considered an Olympic Event?
  8. by   Davey Do
    Quote from Daisy4RN
    Dr Fever, me again. I keep telling my coworkers that I cant read their minds cuz my antennae is broken but they don't seem to get it, what can I do!
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  9. by   Davey Do
    Quote from djh123
    Regarding the description on the first question on this highly-important thread, I think 'Pump Up the Cuff' should've been a big disco hit.
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  10. by   Davey Do
    Quote from SpankedInPittsburgh
    Dr Fever,

    Do recreational spankings have measurable health benefits?

    Will they ever be considered an Olympic Event?
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  11. by   djh123
    Ahh, now I remember. "Pump Up the Cuff" wasn't disco, but was actually a forgotten B-side from the Yeastie Boys. It was the flip side of "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Potty!)", which was a big hit in all types of medical facilities. But here are those so-so B-side lyrics:

    Well if they're just admitted
    Don't think that they're dimwitted
    If they're in their bed
    And definitely not dead

    Pump up the cuff!
    Pump up the cuff!

    If they're light-headed
    Or not feeling so hot
    If they're feelin' shredded
    Or whatever it is they've got

    Pump up the cuff!
    Pump up the cuff!

    If their face is red
    No matter WHAT they said
    It could be their tummy
    Or maybe that chest feelin' funny

    Pump up the cuff!
    Pump up the cuff!

    ‘cause you gotta check the pressure
    Even if that cat is Cheshire
    ‘cause too-high pressure ain't good
    No matter what your ‘hood

    Pump up the cuff!
    Pump up the cuff!
    Pump up the cuff, y'all,
    Pump up the cuff!
  12. by   Davey Do
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  13. by   NurseCard
    Dr Fever, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll
    center of a Tootsie Pop?

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