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There have been several threads posted recently concerning difficulties accessing this site - These threads could possibly be the first s/s of a very serious disease - I beg you to please, for your own sake, take just a few moments to take the following simple test

1. When you can not access this site do you suffer an immediate overwhelming anxiety which includes uncontrollable shaking, sweating and/or SOB?

2. Do you exhibit s/s of extreme irritability which manifests itself by threatening immediate family members with bodily harm if they ask to use the computer so they can check e-bay while you are unsuccessfully attempting to get into allnurses?

3. Have you ever unsuccessfully attempted to logon to allnurses.com 27 times within a 30 second period?

4. When your logon attempts are unsuccessful do you secretly believe that your computer is involved in a devious government plot to specifically keep you away from this board?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may be suffering from allnurses.com addiction, a chronic affliction of which there is no known cure

Treatment consists of continuing to logon to this board at every possible opportunity where you will receive massive amounts of sharing, laughing and sometimes crying with others who suffer from the same affliction

Know that you ARE NOT alone

:D

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#3 is me! :D

Good one, bedpan! :D

Kacy

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Specializes in ICU.

No {twitch} no me{twitch} I am not addicted at all! {{twitch twitch}}:rotfl:

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Oh, my gosh...I feel so weak and ashamed...I am soooo sick!

Thank God I'm not alone! :imbar

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Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

Being away from this site for a week was harder than quitting regular coffee. :D

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Specializes in NICU, L&D, OB, Home Health, Management.

:imbar My name is Linda and I'm an Allnurses.com addict

LMAO:roll

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:p :p :p
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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
Originally posted by peggysue

Oh, my gosh...I feel so weak and ashamed...I am soooo sick!

Thank God I'm not alone! :imbar

heh heh heh heh heh...........me too :rolleyes:

And I JUST LOVE IT !!! :D

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:eek: Hey I just use a little to take the edge off, I could quite if I wanted to!

:D

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Specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

there seem to be a lot of us share this addiction...........and it seems to world wide!!

Karen:roll

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