501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

45. You actually cite allnurses as a reference for a position you're debating with a co-worker ("Well, according to this thread on allnurses.com, 1 in 3 nurses have drug problems, BUT........")

46. Your spouse no longer remembers what you look like.

47. Your spouse knows where you are.....on allnurses!

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48. You actually go through withdrawal symptoms (generalized anxiety, sweaty palms, hyperventilation etc.) if you can't get to allnurses for longer than 24 hours!

50. When the server goes down for 24 hours, you discover that you have a spouse, 3 kids you didn't know you had and that you can actually cook AND clean! In the SAME day!

51. You don't allow yourself to even CHECK allnurses before you're completely ready for work because if you do you'll NEVER be ready on time!!

52. Your butt goes numb, you're developing carpal tunnel in your right wrist from gripping the mouse, and you can't remember the last time you ate, drank, or peed.

53) you refer to sudonames of posters as real names-and nobody understands

54) The nursing school instructor asks a question and you know the answer....not because you actually did the assigned reading, but because you read it on allnurses.com!

55. Uh.........did I ever know how to cook?

56 = the times you sign on in a day