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No. 60
from marybethm
Old Jul 22, 2006, 09:44 AM

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To my co-workers,"Another one bites the dust..." Gallows humor, I guess.
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No. 61
from elizabells
Old Jul 28, 2006, 07:55 PM

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Said by my preceptor when I was learning to give a suppository to an infant:

Now, just gently push your pinky finger one knuckle deep into his rectum...
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No. 62
from vamedic4
Old Aug 01, 2006, 02:35 PM

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I'd like to intubate her with my laryngoscope of love....
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No. 63
Old Aug 02, 2006, 12:30 PM

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I look very asian, but I'm hispanic, so working in a family care clinic for a chinese doctor he taught me what to say as a curtesy to his patients.
I would walk in, paper garments in hand and say (in mandarin):

"I don't speak chinese, please get naked"

'undressed' was completely unpronouncable!
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No. 64
from RNDYN2CU
Old Aug 06, 2006, 12:59 AM

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Sir you'e going to have to poop into this hat until the pin comes out and please save it for me, I have to sift you stool! ( another fond County General Hospital memory.)
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No. 65
from RNDYN2CU
Old Aug 06, 2006, 01:06 AM

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you can't tense up if you're blowing
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No. 66
from OpusNurse
Old Aug 07, 2006, 06:33 PM

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I work in Plastics where we do a lot of rescontruction post mastectomy. I have a box of sample implants in my desk drawer. I get a kick out of being able to say "let me show you my breasts" and won't get fired for it.
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No. 67
from Tievoli
Old Aug 08, 2006, 10:51 PM

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Something i heard from behind the curtain.......... Come on 'Fred' get your leg over........... (nurse was rolling patient to wash his back)
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No. 68
from gitterbug
Old Aug 10, 2006, 01:41 PM

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Just relax, it's over quicker that way.

Don't bite, just suck.

Now, doesn't that feel goood?
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No. 69
from Agnus
Old Aug 20, 2006, 10:22 PM

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Okkkk, can't go on. oooonly on page 2. Ffffive more pppages to go. Cccan't brrreath too ffffunny. I could actually die here from laughing.
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