One time I got sick at work and threw up, and instead of letting me just go home they made me go to the ER of our hospital to get "checked out" (don't get me started). Anyway, I was sitting on my stretcher watching the action in the ER when a patient was brought in who had been found on the street collapsed and unresponsive. My nurse was coding this patient with the rest of the team and a little old man walked over while they're literally pushing epi and says to him, "I know you're busy, but I really need you to walk me to the bathroom when you get a chance."
After I picked my jaw up off the floor, I was telling another nurse who was putting in my IV what I had seen, and she said, "Yeah, I know, aren't people crazy? He was too nice to that guy, if it were me I would just tell him to sit the f*** down!"