2nd Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100 - pg.7 | allnurses

2nd Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100 - page 7

back by popular demand! our first caption contest was a huge hit, we received hundreds of messages to run another contest, so here it is. good afternoon nurses, your misson, should you choose... Read More

  1. Visit  VivaLasViejas profile page
    "Please come down, Mr. Claus.....it's just a little enema!"
    Aviationurse and frankie,RN like this.
  2. Visit  yarmada profile page
    "They told me to go and seek out God....I assumed they meant you Doctor!"
  3. Visit  I love dogs profile page
    Sir, I said cast state, not Castrate!
    martinalpn likes this.
  4. Visit  telehead profile page
    "Vacation request- Denied. Next."
    VivaLasViejas likes this.
  5. Visit  SammiJoRNBSN profile page
    [font=impact]"oh great one, i come to you to beg a favor...is there any way to get rid of full moons? it was like a [font=impact][font=impact]zoo [font=impact]last night down there in the ed!! "
    frankie,RN likes this.
  6. Visit  mrr5745 profile page

    "Of COURSE you're the Easter Bunny! I just called you Brian by mistake."
  7. Visit  brick195969 profile page
    No, I haven't seen you're stethoscope.
    Woodenpug and barbyann like this.
  8. Visit  NRSKarenRN profile page
    OK, Nurse Mohammad, you can climb down off the soda machine now...Dr. Mouse left the floor.
    Last edit by NRSKarenRN on Mar 17, '12
  9. Visit  BundokSaint profile page

    "Wow, Mr. Jones! You've taken this whole Guided Imagery technique to a whole new level!"
  10. Visit  martinalpn profile page
    finally made it to the top of the seniority list and darn it one more person is here before me looks like they wont be here too long!
  11. Visit  martinalpn profile page
    "you" and we thought we lost you
  12. Visit  martinalpn profile page
    " I believe I can fly"
  13. Visit  martinalpn profile page
    this is the length that we have to go to to meet those satifaction surveys'