FranEMTnurse, LPN, EMT-I Pro 38,546 Views
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Weren't the Pharisees the condemners instead? Didn't they look down their lofty noses at others?
Wasn't it the Bible which is still relevant?
The most memorable memory I have from my time in the ER is when a known prostitute came in complaining about lower abdominal pain. We thought it was from her many known STDs so we escorted her back to a room and told her to change so the doctor can do a pelvic exam. A few minutes later we go into the room almost being knocked down by the odor coming from her. She assumes the position and I stood behind the doctor assisting. As he opens her up we both almost pass out because as we bring the light closer we see dozens of maggots crawling around in her vagina. She proceeds to tell us that "business" had been slow and she needed to get off so she stuck canned tuna up her so a dog can lick it out and get her off.
The poster above me sucks on lemons before she eats breakfast, lunch, & dinner.
Isn't The United States in a moral decline?
TMB drives his patients nuts with the jokes he tells them.
Really? Did you know that red wine mixed with white wine will make a person throw up?
[IMG]http://allnurses.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23213&stc=1[/IMG]It's such a nusiance when this happens, and it happens way too often.
The poster above me tells the truth all the time.
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