I love these "tell me about yourself" forms

YOU ARE THE MAN!!!

A friend of mine was at a company leadership retreat and the gentleman that was facilitating the exercise asked everyone to stand up and introduce themselves and tell something about themselves that make them unique. He said that it was going around the room with all sorts of lame stuff being said and when it got to him, he just couldn't help himself. He said "I am Mike and I have 3 testicles." I suppose that is why he is my best friend.............

just the typical funny stuff of working n a mostly female field. u'll hear a lot about packages, pricks and so on.

One of my male professors was demonstrating a respiratory assessment on a rather large breasted student, when he had his hand just below her breast he blurted out, "Now listen here for breast sounds....UM...Breath Sounds." Very awkward...

You have a tense group there. Our large breasted cohort would have used them to slap his ears while asking, "can you hear them now".

Quite impressive! I didn't know that D&D was still around - the last time I played it (AD&D) was back in the mid-80s in college. Fun, fun, fun!

Your responses to many of the questions reminds me a lot of "Skippy's List" - a list of the 213 things that Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army. The first ten are:

1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.
2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.
3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
9. Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.

For the whole list, see http://skippyslist.com/list/ .

I just started playing AD&D with a couple friends of mine - I'm a huge fan of video game RPGs but had never played a table RPG before. Currently I'm a Lv. 2 hobbit thief, which fits me perfectly - I'm short (5'7"), rounder than I'd like to be, could talk the hind leg off a mule and have hairy feet. I wish nursing could be that simple. Patient c/o pain at an 8 out of 10 on the pain scale? Easy, roll two d4...2 and 4? Congrats, your pain level is now 2!

Thankfully we didn't have to go through too much of that Lifetime channel, Better Homes and Gardens, Hallmark card "getting to know you" bull that a lot of schools seem to put students through. I am the only guy in my class and it does get a little awkward at times though...like when our lab instructor brought in a rubber model vagina to practice inserting Foleys on...in my head I wanted to say "oh, isn't that the Jenna Jameson model?"

We had two girls join our class for second semester who transferred in from other schools, and the first night of class the instructor asked us all to introduce ourselves to them...I just said "hello, I'm the guy." No further introduction needed.