I work at Disney World now!! - page 4

In high school my marching band got to march at Disney World. We got the whole speech about being in character in the park. And now I've officially gotten it at work (I didn't even hear that Disney... Read More

  1. by   wooh
    Quote from RNperdiem
    I guess perky programmed animatronic nurses are next.
    Quote from bigjim
    If you're supposed to be "on stage", then get yourself some sequined scrubs, get some speakers for an Ipiod, have it play a constant loop of show tunes, and every time you go into a new patient's room, don't forget your "Jazz Hands".
    I'm not sure which of these made me laugh more! And I have to laugh, or I will cry that this is what my job has become. "Sorry your family member died, but.... Don't cry for me Argentiiiiiiiinaaaaa!!! JAZZ HANDS! And please keep your hands inside the wheelchair as you ride through the "It's a Big Hospital" ride! Don't forget to see your nurse to get a shot of phenergan in your bumm before you ride the teacups in the lobby!
  2. by   EmmaG
    Quote from bigjim
    If you're supposed to be "on stage", then get yourself some sequined scrubs, get some speakers for an Ipiod, have it play a constant loop of show tunes, and every time you go into a new patient's room, don't forget your "Jazz Hands".


    I am so there!

  3. by   MNmom3boys
    Quote from wooh
    I'm not sure which of these made me laugh more! And I have to laugh, or I will cry that this is what my job has become. "Sorry your family member died, but.... Don't cry for me Argentiiiiiiiinaaaaa!!! JAZZ HANDS! And please keep your hands inside the wheelchair as you ride through the "It's a Big Hospital" ride! Don't forget to see your nurse to get a shot of phenergan in your bumm before you ride the teacups in the lobby!
    :roll

    Thanks for the laughs! (Gotta before ya cry...) This is why I so enjoy coming here - the humor, and varied persectives!

    PS posting at same time - fab pic EG!
    Last edit by MNmom3boys on Nov 21, '07 : Reason: see PS
  4. by   bigjim
    Quote from wooh
    I'm not sure which of these made me laugh more! And I have to laugh, or I will cry that this is what my job has become. "Sorry your family member died, but.... Don't cry for me Argentiiiiiiiinaaaaa!!! JAZZ HANDS! And please keep your hands inside the wheelchair as you ride through the "It's a Big Hospital" ride! Don't forget to see your nurse to get a shot of phenergan in your bumm before you ride the teacups in the lobby!


    I had not thought of Evita for one of the show tunes, but it's perfect! Go line up another job, then get into your sequins and let 'er rip!

    Bring a camcorder!

  5. by   EmmaG
    Quote from wooh
    I'm not sure which of these made me laugh more! And I have to laugh, or I will cry that this is what my job has become. "Sorry your family member died, but.... Don't cry for me Argentiiiiiiiinaaaaa!!! JAZZ HANDS! And please keep your hands inside the wheelchair as you ride through the "It's a Big Hospital" ride! Don't forget to see your nurse to get a shot of phenergan in your bumm before you ride the teacups in the lobby!
    ROFL!! I'm in tears here....

    This goes in the top ten of my list of Things I Will Do If I Ever Win the Lotto.
  6. by   wooh
    OMG! EG, that's a great pic!!
    I've got a new serger, sequin scrubs... That may be filling my next day off!
  7. by   EmmaG
    Quote from wooh
    OMG! EG, that's a great pic!!
    I've got a new serger, sequin scrubs... That may be filling my next day off!
    I'm having a Flashdance Flashback
  8. by   donsterRN
    Quote from MNmom3boys
    I think from time to time it would be interesting to follow the NASCAR circuit as a nurse. But, I'm usually convinced this sounds more appealing than it really would be
    That is usually my dream job; I could very easily be a nurse in the infield care center. But then, all the patients would be in incredibly foul moods...!
  9. by   donsterRN
    Quote from bigjim
    I had not thought of Evita for one of the show tunes, but it's perfect! Go line up another job, then get into your sequins and let 'er rip!

    Bring a camcorder!

    And don't forget to project from your diaphragm...!!!
  10. by   MNmom3boys
    :roll

    OMG - now I'm having show choir try-out flashbacks!
  11. by   FireStarterRN
    Quote from Don3218
    And don't forget to project from your diaphragm...!!!
    Er, does this have something to do with the 'G spot'? :trout:
  12. by   donsterRN
    Quote from jlsRN
    Er, does this have something to do with the 'G spot'? :trout:


    I am SO not going there!!!
  13. by   Medic/Nurse
    Often as a staff RN, I'd feel as though I'd be in the mix for an Oscar, Emmy and Tony - and by gosh - I SHOULD have won 'em ALL! I can act, sing and dance!!! And often at the SAME time.

    See, I just KNEW all those years chasing a tiara wold pay off BIG time in the nursing world.

    NOW, I just try to limit my "jazz hands" to once a week. (In recovery!) and just hope that I don't DO anything that makes it to YouTube.

    FYI - I set the microwave on fire at work a couple of hours ago. Yep, thankfully my paramedic and pilot are smarter that their "blonde" nurse. No, it didn't get so bad that the FD had to be called, but we share a building with 911/Central Dispatch - they were amused as well. Oh well, gotta smile at SOMETHING!

    I did investigate a job with Disney a few years back and it would be like working at Disney - without all the really fun parts!


    Practice SAFE!

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