How the Battle Axe is Born

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Let's face it, some nurses are battle axes. They're mean, negative, condescending, uncaring, self-centered, lazy, neglectful incompetents. But where do they come from?

#1 The Authoritarian Personality

These are the ones who were treated like dirt in nursing school (and elsewhere in life) and because they were made to fee like dirt, they decided that was what real power was--the ability to make someone feel like dirt. So, they brown-nose anyone they consider their "superior" and treat anyone they consider their inferior like dirt. Nursing students and new nurses often catch the brunt of this.

#2 The Burn Out

This person is not a nurse, he or she is a hotel maid dressed up like a nurse. They never really loved anyone, they just wanted the pay, and now the years of "having" to care for others has taken it's toll. Because they're angry and hate their "servile" station in life as a nurse, they become mean. They never smile. They may even deliberately withold pain medication by making it their last priority when a patient asks for it. Subconsciously, they are getting even with the patient. This nurse judges everyone and everything. If a patient has a broken leg, then they shouldn't have been so stupid. If they have cancer then they shouldn't have smoked, and now they damn well aren't coming to the hospital and getting addicted to their pain medication--not on this battle axe's shift anyway! Patients often bear the brunt of this wretch in white.

#3 The Stripper on the Side

This one is immoral at best and nauseating at worst. She hits on all the doctors and male nurses and ex-convict transporters. She constantly has a sexual joke to tell and talks about what patients look like when they're naked. She likes to socialize and when her call lights are going off you can bet she's somewhere else. The patients are the last thing on her mind. Why she isn't working at Hooter's is anyone's guess.

#4 Tammy Faye, RN

This is the religious one. She goes to church every sunday and for some reason everyone knows this. She usually pins up some Halmark greeting card prayer on the bulletin board, and has some anti-vampire symbol around her neck. But in the patient's room she turns into a battle axe. She yells at the demented; she argues with the anxiety ridden, and has a good reason for every uncaring thing she ever does. Her patients foley bags are so full they've become a legal restraint, and under the fold of an old woman's breast you may very well find one of her needle caps or alcohol pad packets. When the nursing student asks about the PRN MSO4 that could be given ("Right, I mean we can give him that, right, right, please....please!) The moralistic reply comes across in the smoothest caring fashion--"Oh deary, didn't you know? He's a drug-seeker." This battle axe hypocrite is going to burn in hell for sure, but until then your medicare tax dollars are keeping her on the floor.

All good nurses must make a stand and commit themselves to never becoming a battle axe. Be to work on time. Fake being happy if you have to for the sake of others. Answer your call lights. And care for your patients as if they were you--don't separate yourself from them.

Specializes in Med/Surg, ER, L&D, ICU, OR, Educator.
Originally posted by Plato

#1 The Authoritarian Personality

...they were made to fee like dirt, they decided that was what real power was--the ability to make someone feel like dirt.

#2 The Burn Out

This nurse judges everyone and everything.

#3 The Stripper on the Side

#4 Tammy Faye, RN

This is the religious one.

3 out of 4 aint bad...the "judgement" word does ring especially true.

...and what was she just saying about NP's (somehow dirt-like)?

I don't quite have a handle on this one.

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
Originally posted by indie

What about a description of the nurse we'd all like to be/are on our best days?

Or a mini-description of a great, but somewhat unusual, nurse we've worked with

My nominees:

To R with the flaming hair and green chewing gum whose looks appalled this ex-Brit, but whose skills I eventually tried to copy

To G who never did understand 'professional distance,' but who manoevered a desperately abused women and her children away from the obsessive, controlling abuser

To J who shunned bras and deodorant, but who crawled thru broken glass to help a disturbed young woman and her newborn out to safety

I loved/hated working with you, but when the going got tough, you were there and amazing.

Whoooooooooooooot !!! Thumbs UP !!! Now we're TALKING !!!

To "R"... who didn't know me from Adam, yet read my life like a book without my ever having to utter a word. Who knew my deepest longings, fears and disires, and gave me the courage to see and FULFILL my potential. Whose eyes are pure soul and whose ways are the gentlest and most genuine of any human being I have ever had the honor and privilege of knowing. Who COULD have played "snot-DON" yet chose to lift up another... a "nobody".

Sorry Plato. But this little thread just got turned into something POSITIVE ! :D No flame intended, truly. It's just way more fun.

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

lawdy plato....

get ovah your scary self now.

Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.
Originally posted by jnette

Gotta go with you here ktwlpn.. Deb, and Mattsmom. Nurses are part of the human family. Nothing more, nothing less.

These attributes, while negative and irritating, are not unique to the nursing profession. Let's build it up, shall we? There are enough out there in the general public who delight in maligning us... let's just prove them (AND the nasty coworkers) wrong by our actions and examples. Simple enough.

Why is it that I think that Plato probably belongs on the List...with a big asterisk by the name?

Please tell my the Tammy Faye nurse isent real :stone Talk about a clash of personalities.. I would be insane after working with someone like that :rolleyes:

It sure seems that is a large amount of judgement going on with this post and also the Nurses aren't Doctors post, Plato. I am curious...do you judge your patients as well? I mean what about the 14 yr old that is pregnant, the pateint who smoked their whole life with lung cancer, the overdoses, the suicides? Do you pass judgement on them as well?? It seems like you have a certain "profile" of who bears the right to be considered a "good" nurse or even who is a nurse at all..Do you also have a profile for who out there deserves to be taken care of?? Just curious. Erin

imen1037,

I got a kick out of your post in this thread, and especially the line:

"...no matter how many others you condemn to Hell, there will always be enough room for you when the time comes."

Lol! :roll, THUMBS UP!

And as another poster said- Yes, these types also exist at Home Depot and Walmart. I'm sure that people in retail have boards where they discuss retail chain related issues, concerns and thoughts. When I've encountered these types while shopping, they only affect me for a few minutes- we don't spend many hours a week with them...but we do with nurses like this.

No one is saying these types don't exist everywhere, but this is a nursing bb, so we're discussing nursing.:D

Personally, I found the desriptions accurate, funny, and helped me to take a lighter, humerous view of some of the nurses in my past who've resembled these descriptions.

Better for me to look back with a chuckle than with resignation, sadness, and anger, as I have at times.

:stone

I would like to acknowledge another nurse "type" I have known-

The Loving Mentor-

This is a nurse who treats everyone with equal respect- be it pt, CNA, LPN, RN or doctor.

She is free with encouragment, praise and words of "thanks for your help".

She has an open, accepting manner, and a ready smile for all she encounters. But, if you are a "Tammy Fay", "Athoritarion" or other negative type of nurse, she will call you on it. If you treat others badly, she will stand up for them.

She will work to protect her pts and vulnerable co-workers from your hurtful actions and words.

She uses humor and frank, open discussion to help herself and others through the rough times in nursing and in life.

She is a skilled clinician- but when there is something she doesn't know or needs help with, she puts ego aside and seeks out the best help she can for the sake of her pts.

She has a "potty mouth" and has a rather vulger way of expressing herself, at times. But, this is woman who comes off as wise, loving and endearing, even when cussing!

The above person is an RN who took me under her wing when I was an LPN working with both an "authoritarion" AND a "Tammy Fay"! She helped me (and our pts) tremendously.

She has become my best friend. I shared the original "Battle Axe Nurse" descriptions from this post with her, and we both recognised them from our pasts, and got a chuckle out of the post.

Great post! I used to have a boss that I can best describe as a combination of #1 . Real fun to work with. I can remember working with people like #3 and #4 as well. I currently have a co-worker that perfectly fits the #3 description, just about all of us in the dept want to strangle her! She can be bothered to do her job since she's so busy flirting or doing her nails or having her latest nervous breakdown over her ex leaving her(seems she might have brought it on herself?). You have to really watch out for the #4 types, when things are going well they are "miss perfect" but if you cross them I have heard things come out of their mouths that would make a longshoreman blush!! Then they go for your throat! :eek:

Fun world we live in !!!:roll

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