Ever have a patient comment on his lack of size?

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I felt so embarrassed. :imbar

I had to cath this man who was in his 40's, he ended up having to go for emergency surgery, he was in agonizing abd pain with a perfed bowel. When I went to cath him he managed to mentioned that it was all shriveled up. (Incidentally, he actually appeared to be a normal sized male)

The surgeon actually wasn't sure if he was going to survive surgery, but he did come back with an A-line, CVP line, and a brand new ileostomy. On the second day I had him, he managed to go more in depth into the fact that he "doesn't have much down there that any girl would be interested in" and comments like that. Honestly, this man was totally average looking.

He was a very gentle man, mid 40s, gainfully employed, who still lives with his mother, who was really nice. I just didn't know how to handle this. I think this must have been a life long insecurity. I almost said to him that he wasn't actually small, he really wasn't, but I didn't want to act like I really notice this. But, I do have vast experience with this aspect of nursing, I do notice if a man looks either unusually larger or smaller than the average, and this man definately was actually probably better than average, especially since he was in a cold hospital room in agonizing pain.

Anyone ever run into this issue?

I had one man about my age apologize for his size, and I just said "apology accepted"...

I only hope you did not say that to an actual patient. :no:

I had a patient ask me to cath him since all the morphine I was giving him was making it harder and harder to pee. He'd been in and out of the hospital so he knew this would happen. He told me that he needed a 14Fr instead of the standard 16Fr that comes in the kit because "I have a skinny member." Uh, ok.

I'm a Texan but heck, if I was gonna be cathed, I'd ask for a 12Fr!:lol2:

Specializes in Neonatal ICU (Cardiothoracic).

I'm a Texan but heck, if I was gonna be cathed, I'd ask for a 12Fr!

heh heh.... I'd be asking someone to go get one of the 3.5fr umbilical lines we use as caths in NICU..... :>P

This is a very embarrassing thing for men. I myself have the shirvling up problem, whent aroused it rebounds nicely but it still is always in the back of your mind.

Specializes in neuro, ICU/CCU, tropical medicine.

How about this; condom caths come in three sizes - small, medium, and large. I say ever man is a small until proven otherwise.

Large condoms only fit unicorns.

I have yet to be proven wrong.

Specializes in LTC, med-surg, critial care.
How about this; condom caths come in three sizes - small, medium, and large. I say ever man is a small until proven otherwise.

Large condoms only fit unicorns.

I have yet to be proven wrong.

An experienced (think 20+ years) told me once "Show them the large but put on the small" when it came to using condom caths.

An experienced (think 20+ years) told me once "Show them the large but put on the small" when it came to using condom caths.

hahahahahahahaha.

that's great.

leslie

Specializes in RN, BSN, CHDN.

I have nothing to say except this thread made me LOL and almost drop my coffee

This is a very embarrassing thing for men. I myself have the shirvling up problem, whent aroused it rebounds nicely but it still is always in the back of your mind.

I have the opposite problem, I tend to get aroused when exposed. Which is why I try to limit my care to men only. Rarely happens then.

In my experience, arousal only brings unwanted, unwelcome, and inappropriate attention.

It is a huge (no pun intended) problem for me. :omy:

As a patient rights advocate I find the sexual overtones of this thread

somewhat alarming. First, there is absolutely nothing funny about someone's insecurities. PERIOD!

Second, in 2006 there were 329,000 breast augmentation surgeries

performed in the U.S. Talk about insecurities! Finally, remember that the

general public looks at these threads as well!

um, I just wanted to mention the Seinfeld shrinkage episode.....but it seems kinda shallow now...

I had a pt one time that asked to use the bedside commode to urinate. He was a difficult transfer (2 people) severe foot wound which I'm surprised he was even allowed to stand on and that leg got a BTK amputation not too long after that, and so I asked the pt if he wanted a urinal. I thought it was odd he didn't have one already. He said his member was too small to use a urinal and refused. He insisted on the bedside commode, it was the only way he could urinate, so he said, because of his little member...:rolleyes:

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