"old" Is When.....

  1. Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

    Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.

    "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

    An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   eldernurse
    Old is when you go out to dinner with your husband and the kids bothering you aren't yours!
  4. by   live4today
    Originally posted by betts
    Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
  5. by   Brownms46
    "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot"


    Now this is my problem..:chuckle. I put an ornament on the anthena and I still have trouble finding it..:chuckle
  6. by   live4today
    HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, BETTS.......A sexy babe catches a man's fancy, and his penile implant rises to the occasion.

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    "Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face."

    Sooooooooo....this is why my face doesn't have any wrinkles on it yet?

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    "An 'all nighter' means not getting up to pee!"

    Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now....
    Last edit by live4today on Jun 16, '02
  7. by   nightingale
    An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee! [/B][/QUOTE]

    :roll :roll :roll

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