Ok time for something fun

Specialties Emergency

Published

One phrase----------------------surgeons in ER---not trauma surgeons-----general practice surgeons

My GOMER for the day!!!!!!!!!

Specializes in ICU.

GOMER Awards

I wonder if anyone overseas encounters this particular goup of GOMERS.

Setting: Australia - land of the venomous you name it

Patient "I think I might have been bitten by something - I think it was a snake"

Nurse "Can you describe it"

Patient "I have it with me in this jar"

Nurse "That sir, is a legless lizard. It is not venomous it does not even bite"

Patient "Are you sure I felt something brush against my leg and this thing was on the ground. It looks venomous - how can you be sure it is not poisonous"

Nurse "I know it is not poisonous because I can see the vestigial legs!!! And have a look at its mouth. The only way this thing could or would bite you is if you stuck a finger down it's neck!!"

Patient " Are you sure..................":rolleyes:

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Specializes in MS Home Health.

Oh my gosh way to funny! renerian

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

To Healing touch RN

You are absolutely on target

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