Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 14

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

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    Like I told the ER nurse, I have RED REINDEER/REDNOSE HMO (Holiday Makers' Organization) Insurance.
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    I know nurse I shouldn't leave frozen banana peels on the workshop floor. All I remember was this HUGE red and white... well you know and now I'm a hurting elf.
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    No nuh uh, the hat stays on, surgery or no surgery. My naughty list is still in effect.
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    you been workin' overtime too. I'll make sure the big guy..Mr. Kringle, uh Santa to you, gives all you great, hard-workin' nurses somethin' really special, how does gold plated stethescopes sound?
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    Oh No,...Not Again!...Could I get a Nurse that isn't on the Naughty list?!?!
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    Yes, that's correct, my mother is a leprechaun.
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    Good things come in small packages.
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    Santa told me an Angel would be taking care of me! Where are Your wings?!
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    I'll take my DC papers now, nurse--my ride is picking me up at exactly 12:01 am by the helipad...
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    Nurse, I'll take my DC papers now... My ride is picking me up at 12:01 am by the helipad...

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