Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 11

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   ayoung
    Like I told the ER nurse, I have RED REINDEER/REDNOSE HMO (Holiday Makers' Organization) Insurance.
  2. by   ayoung
    I know nurse I shouldn't leave frozen banana peels on the workshop floor. All I remember was this HUGE red and white... well you know and now I'm a hurting elf.
  3. by   ayoung
    No nuh uh, the hat stays on, surgery or no surgery. My naughty list is still in effect.
  4. by   ayoung
    you been workin' overtime too. I'll make sure the big guy..Mr. Kringle, uh Santa to you, gives all you great, hard-workin' nurses somethin' really special, how does gold plated stethescopes sound?
  5. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Oh No,...Not Again!...Could I get a Nurse that isn't on the Naughty list?!?!
  6. by   ADN2B
    Yes, that's correct, my mother is a leprechaun.
  7. by   ADN2B
    Good things come in small packages.
  8. by   Ponygirl7
    Santa told me an Angel would be taking care of me! Where are Your wings?!
  9. by   Woofwoof
    I'll take my DC papers now, nurse--my ride is picking me up at exactly 12:01 am by the helipad...
  10. by   Woofwoof
    Nurse, I'll take my DC papers now... My ride is picking me up at 12:01 am by the helipad...
  11. by   onetiredstudent
    You, of all people, should know how sick working Christmas year after year makes you!
  12. by   onetiredstudent
    I know it's Hospital not Hilton, but I've had this holiday breakdown on lay-a-way my whole career.
  13. by   mmalsam1
    Your going to do what?