March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 5

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. by   token787
    I see you just finished a double shift, but I forgot to tell you earlier that you wasn't scheduled to work today.
  2. by   Sweet charm
    Yea, white really does show your cellulite
  3. by   Glycerine82
    "Dr. Smith, If we all have to get our flu shot, so do you"!
  4. by   Kendel.G
    I know I miss my Betty book scrubs too
  5. by   azhiker96
    That generic laundry bleach you bought is going to cost you $300 in new scrubs for me.
  6. by   azhiker96
    If you're going to wear white you've got to ditch those red striped boxers.
  7. by   mariebailey
    I wear this bright, red lipstick so other disciplines can distinguish me from my fellow nurses wearing the same white uniform. No, you cannot borrow it.
  8. by   jadelpn
    Seriously, Tell them it is tye dye
  9. by   jadelpn
    Just because I am your preceptor, does not mean we need to dress alike. You bring do as I do to a whole new level.
  10. by   jadelpn
    Remind Mr. Smith in 302 that no, we are not the angel coming for him
  11. by   Tait
    "So you really don't remember coming our of your room last night without pants after that Ambien you requested..."
  12. by   cardiacrocks
    Do these white scrubs make my butt look big?
  13. by   cardiacrocks
    Sorry but you can not wear that necklace in the OR.