March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 5

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Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption Contest... Read More


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    Hi. Welcome to work. The guy in room 2 is needing his second soap suds enema. Bed 4 is insistent that his pain is a 16, and bed 7 wants some lunch. Chicken Salad. White bread. Chips. Ok, then have a good shift.
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    I think if I keep standing here with my arms crossed like this, we will be able to pick our own color scrubs--NOT white, by next week....
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    No, it is the white WEDDING DRESS that means you are a virgin.....
    natnat122 likes this.
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    So then I said NO we will NOT wear the caps too...you should thank me, you should see the men's version.....
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    The psych patient is afraid of the men in white COATS coming to take her away, so you should be good.
    elprup and johngoner like this.
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    I thought you died an hour ago.
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    Welcome to our unit's version of a nursing Stormtrooper uniform.
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    Please don't tell me your wife "the nurse" is making you ambulate all by yourself !?
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    With these white scrubs we going to bring sexy back!
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    Are those Bugle Boys your wearing?


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