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March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 5

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. Visit  token787 profile page
    #52 0
    I see you just finished a double shift, but I forgot to tell you earlier that you wasn't scheduled to work today.
  2. Visit  Sweet charm profile page
    #53 0
    Yea, white really does show your cellulite
  3. Visit  Glycerine82 profile page
    #54 0
    "Dr. Smith, If we all have to get our flu shot, so do you"!
  4. Visit  Kendel.G profile page
    #55 0
    I know I miss my Betty book scrubs too
  5. Visit  azhiker96 profile page
    #56 0
    That generic laundry bleach you bought is going to cost you $300 in new scrubs for me.
  6. Visit  azhiker96 profile page
    #57 1
    If you're going to wear white you've got to ditch those red striped boxers.
  7. Visit  mariebailey profile page
    #58 0
    I wear this bright, red lipstick so other disciplines can distinguish me from my fellow nurses wearing the same white uniform. No, you cannot borrow it.
  8. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #59 0
    Seriously, Tell them it is tye dye
  9. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #60 0
    Just because I am your preceptor, does not mean we need to dress alike. You bring do as I do to a whole new level.
  10. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #61 1
    Remind Mr. Smith in 302 that no, we are not the angel coming for him
  11. Visit  Tait profile page
    #62 0
    "So you really don't remember coming our of your room last night without pants after that Ambien you requested..."
  12. Visit  cardiacrocks profile page
    #63 0
    Do these white scrubs make my butt look big?
  13. Visit  cardiacrocks profile page
    #64 0
    Sorry but you can not wear that necklace in the OR.