February 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

We need your help. We have a cartoon with a missing caption. We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. Can you help us out?

We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com (not on our Facebook pages). You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: Feb 27, 2014

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ February 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

[EaglesWings21, ASN, RN]

"When I was a student, I was nervous about even having to change a patient's sheets. The nurse told me to relax, that one day I would be doing it single-handed."

[bakerbakerRN]

Mr. Jones realized having a clean set of sheets was a very uplifting experience.

[bakerbakerRN]

Nurse Smith was a too little preoccupied with her upcoming yearly evaluation and salary increase.

[bakerbakerRN]

I was thinking of something else when I asked for a "pick me up"

[bakerbakerRN]

Mr Jones was thirsty when he asked the busy nurse for a boost.

[BSNbeauty, BSN, RN]

"I think my wife is having another dream of being at work. All of a sudden she lifts me up and start changing the sheets"

[A&Ox6, MSN, RN]

They don't call me Nurse Hoyer for nothing

[A&Ox6, MSN, RN]

Adrenaline can do some crazy things

[BSNbeauty, BSN, RN]

"I'm way too tired to look for the hoyer lift, so I'll lift you myself, it'll only take a min".

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

"How did you manage to make my 500 lbs disappear?"

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

"Today was a good day. Every linen change, bathroom trip, and drinks rounding did not take 1/2 hour longer than expected."