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9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 11

New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below. ... Read More

  1. Visit  nursewithskills profile page
    She didn't want to bother at first, but when I told her Mr. Doe was
    stuffed in there she went at it.
  2. Visit  nursewithskills profile page
    The education department decided to incorporate a more "hands on" approach to our stress management activities.
  3. Visit  nursewithskills profile page
    All I asked was, "Can I borrow your pen."
  4. Visit  Kidrn911 profile page
    "You ask her"
    NyteshiftLVN likes this.
  5. Visit  seanynjboy profile page
    So this is what she does after a patient throws his bedpan at her...
  6. Visit  NyteshiftLVN profile page
    "Um.. Now probably isn't the best time to ask for report."
  7. Visit  zieglarf profile page
    Right patient, right time, right hook?
    elprup likes this.
  8. Visit  wutevabcleva profile page
    "... And here is the clinical portion of Dealing with Difficult Patients."
  9. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    She joined the Stressbusters Club to help her deal with the daily shift life around here.
    Last edit by FranEMTnurse on Aug 25, '12 : Reason: misspelled word
  10. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    I sure do hope that's a punching bag and not a mattress folded in half. Is there someone in between there? Hey, has anyone seen....?
  11. Visit  Joe V profile page
    UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

    Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 9th Nursing Caption Contest
  12. Visit  kiki69 profile page
    "Did you get the memo? All nurses have to drink a protein shake and punch the bag for 20 minutes instead of eating lunch. They think it will promote stress relief and better overall health so we don't lose it on the patients."

    "Yeah, I got it. But I keep wondering, where did they put the break room furniture?"
  13. Visit  wilsonjr profile page
    Nurse retention at it's finest.