7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 5

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. by   ladyplantagenet
    I told you, with body dismorphic disorder, you're never satisfied with the results.
  2. by   nursefrances
    Oh, no doctor, she's not patient here. She's a nurse. I knew this would happen. Her internet went out and she hasn't been able to post or vent on allnurses.com in a few days. Poor thing.
  3. by   VickyRN
    This is Veggie Monster, the Cookie Monster's long-lost twin.
  4. by   rn2bee 87
    Well, my shift is up he's all yours.
  5. by   nursefrances
    (Sigh) I told her that working 12 days in a row was a bad idea. She just ended her last shift. I've seen this before. I need a bottle of wine, the latest chick flick on dvd, a bottle of nail polish and all the chocolate you can find in the hospital stat. Well, what are you waiting for? This is an emergency!
  6. by   VickyRN
    "He did lose 20 pounds in 20 days on the Green Tea Diet. Just one little side effect..."
  7. by   BundokSaint
    Here's your face transplant candidate, Doc. Good luck!
  8. by   netglow
    Why, just why Phil? Tell me. Why is it ALWAYS the hairy, green guys with bad teeth that hit on me?
  9. by   netglow
    Well will ya look at that. He's green alright, really green ...couldn't be any greener. Seriously have you ever seen anybody so green?
  10. by   BundokSaint
    Yes, yes, I know Mr. Stein. You looked up your symptoms on WebDoc and you are adamant it is only the shingles.
  11. by   VickyRN
    "He mistook the chlorhexidine for a body wash product."
  12. by   nursefrances
    (singing) You're a mean one, Mr Grinch.....What? You know you were thinking it too.
  13. by   VickyRN
    "This is Sam. He likes green eggs and ham. He likes them in a house. He likes them with a mouse. He likes them in a box. He likes them with with a fox...."

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