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7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 5

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. Visit  ladyplantagenet profile page
    #52 0
    I told you, with body dismorphic disorder, you're never satisfied with the results.
  2. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    #53 2
    Oh, no doctor, she's not patient here. She's a nurse. I knew this would happen. Her internet went out and she hasn't been able to post or vent on allnurses.com in a few days. Poor thing.
  3. Visit  VickyRN profile page
    #54 5
    This is Veggie Monster, the Cookie Monster's long-lost twin.
  4. Visit  rn2bee 87 profile page
    #55 6
    Well, my shift is up he's all yours.
  5. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    #56 2
    (Sigh) I told her that working 12 days in a row was a bad idea. She just ended her last shift. I've seen this before. I need a bottle of wine, the latest chick flick on dvd, a bottle of nail polish and all the chocolate you can find in the hospital stat. Well, what are you waiting for? This is an emergency!
  6. Visit  VickyRN profile page
    #57 2
    "He did lose 20 pounds in 20 days on the Green Tea Diet. Just one little side effect..."
  7. Visit  BundokSaint profile page
    #58 3
    Here's your face transplant candidate, Doc. Good luck!
  8. Visit  netglow profile page
    #59 1
    Why, just why Phil? Tell me. Why is it ALWAYS the hairy, green guys with bad teeth that hit on me?
  9. Visit  netglow profile page
    #60 2
    Well will ya look at that. He's green alright, really green ...couldn't be any greener. Seriously have you ever seen anybody so green?
  10. Visit  BundokSaint profile page
    #61 1
    Yes, yes, I know Mr. Stein. You looked up your symptoms on WebDoc and you are adamant it is only the shingles.
  11. Visit  VickyRN profile page
    #62 0
    "He mistook the chlorhexidine for a body wash product."
  12. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    #63 1
    (singing) You're a mean one, Mr Grinch.....What? You know you were thinking it too.
  13. Visit  VickyRN profile page
    #64 1
    "This is Sam. He likes green eggs and ham. He likes them in a house. He likes them with a mouse. He likes them in a box. He likes them with with a fox...."