7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 5

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

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    How much longer do we have on this prednisone taper, doctor? I'm not sure any of us will survive...

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    "I've treated a lot of allnurses.com trolls after the posters are done with them"
    animal1953 and whichone'spink like this.
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    Serious? Some people will do anything for a pain pill.
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    ahh! nurse, call off the swat team and order a box of super kotex with an order of pain pills…….. she has an extreme case of p.m.s!

    hurry before her head spins!!
    Last edit by mz.snuggly1 on Jul 21, '12
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    "This is Audrey. All she says is 'Feed me, feed me!' "
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    I don't think the ketamine has worn off, just yet......
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    "Nurse, I think it's time for my Morphine"
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    It's nothing! She just gets like that when allnurses.com edit her posts!
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    Doctor, I told him not to eat the green jello.
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    Apparently, our hospital was selected for the new reality TV show, Monster Doc.
    Joe V, elprup, animal1953, and 1 other like this.

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