Your Magic Wand

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This is an interesting elementary school site and I'm really happy here. We have 3 classes of mod/severe SDC kiddos and other students with serious medical concerns. I frequently have my hands full. However, the #1 reason for students coming in my office is The Vague Stomachache, a.k.a "I can't poop." Wish I had a magic wand for that one. Poof! Go use my restroom! What would you use you magic wand for lately, friends?

This morning I really want that magic wand to poof away the parents that keep the head lice rumor mill going!! or maybe use that magic wand to impart FACTS into their brains and wipe away the myths! Two students since the start of the year does not an epidemic make.

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.
I think I agree with the OP, I'd most use it for the vague "I don't feel good." Colds, ate too much at lunch, need to poop, runny nose . . . all of it GONE! Poof!

Actually I spend a lot of time secretly wishing I was Madam Pomfrey from Harry Potter and could use Pepper-Up Potion or chocolate bars to make kids feel better.

I'd attend the magic school of nursing in a flash, though I may be a squid. Also, do you think they have advanced in teen if uniform?

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I would use it to cure stupidity and instill some common sense into people!!!

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