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...Every time you hear an alarm or anything similar you call out "Take a deep breath".......Your patient arrives in respiratory distress with low sats and Anesthesia says "They were fine in the back..."
You can hear/see impending emesis from 30 yards...
I love the one "They were fine in the back"!
I forgot to add "I don't know HOW they pulled out that IV. Just keep an eye on them"
mustanggirl
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I thought this would be a cute thread to start, bear with me this is one of my first entries and I've been on call for 24 hours.
1. You look at your patients as they enter the room and can predict if they have sleep apnea
2. You thank the lord for the wonderful drug that is versed
3. You frequently hear the phrase "I gotta pee" sometimes followed by said patient trying to get semicomatose self out of bed.
4. The redirection techniques they teach you in nursing school, do not work with a confused, combative post-operative patient.