*Your kids know all the flavors of Top Ramen, and remind you of their preferences when you finally make it to the store......
*Your 3 yr old knows how to work the VCR/DVD player and remote controls better than you...
*You and your children go shopping for school supplies at Wal-Mart together and then spend the next year fighting over them...
*Your children find you studying when they awake in the morning and worry that you never went to bed, because you look like you haven't....
*Your family knows which of his/her veins are "great" and where different injections go...
*Your car is so dirty that you are not sure of the original color anymore - pray for rain, and there is so much $#*@ inside you can't remember if you have carpet....
*You find that if you dim the lights in the house you don't have to clean as often.....
*Paper plates are just about the greatest invention...
*You spend a moment contemplating whether or not you could find a way to serve Ramen on those paper plates....
*You find yourself standing in a room with no idea why you went in there in the first place, but you are sure it was important....
*The thought of getting up at 5am to study in peace and quiet makes you smile....
*You convince your kids that not all clothes need to be washed after wearing only once, if they look alright and you have clean undies!.....
*You pay for your gas with change......
*You don't get upset when your kid eats week-old McDonalds fries from the backseat...
*You haven't done laundry in so long, your kids are wearing swimsuits to class...
*You actually try to think of a way to study while driving your kids to school, football and other assorted activities...
*Your kid(s) are able to convince you they don't need a bath even though they have a cloud like "pigpen"......then you dim the lights again....
*You get to class and realize in the middle of a lecture that you either forgot to brush your hair/ teeth or change out of your pajamas......and you don't care
*Your kids offer to pay when you take them for fast food or order pizza....
*Your kids ask you if you've done YOUR homework......
*You haven't showered, the grass in knee-high, the vacuum gone into hibernation, nothing but milk and ketchup in the fridge, but you passed your big exam!.... :rotfl:
