What's the weirdest baby name?

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

[jdomep]

I have a friend named Unity which I always thought was a cool name She named her son Hiro

I also went to high school (in florida) her name was Mahi (you know after the fish) and her brother was Mako (for the shark)

[thill]

A teenage girl I know named her daughter Enchantment Dawn.

[shudokan-RN]

when i was in the navy a , a man who had changed his last name to Starcruiser named his children Venus, and urorifice

Now thats just WROOOOOOOONG

Also Vergina

Marci

[heyabo]

We had a mother who's last name was Baer and she named her son Teddy. Teddy Baer. What are people thinking.

[Nighshft]

I usually don't interfer whena patient tells me the name of her newborn, however....I did voice my opinion when a patient told me she wanted to name her baby Meconium. She had heard the doc and the residents talking about meconium throughout her labor and thought it would be a cute name for her daughter. I had to tell her what Meconium was..and then I did have to try my bedt to convince her that she really didn't want her baby to have that name! ( it took some time for it to sink in, finally her family applied more pressure than I did)

[portland_guy]

I went to school with a guy named Chip N. Dale (his REAL name...not a nickname and his middle name was just 'N.')

[heyabo]

The other day I had a patient name her daughter Blessings:confused:

[RNGranny]

For Nurse Dennie; My daughter is also a RN and she was in NICU. She had a patient a few years ago who actually did name her twins Orange and Lemon except it was supposed to be pronounced Oh-ranzh and Lee-mohn. And, I swear their last name was Jello but it was supposed to be pronounced ZHE-loh.

[heyabo]

Abcde-pronounced Ab c de,how sad is that?

[NurseWeasel]

Yoni. It's Sanskrit for lady parts. Apparently there are quite a few people with this actual name, although now with all the new age tantric sex stuff it's a fairly common nickname on the internet.

[just1rn]

we had a hispanic lady that named her child "FEMALE" because she like the fact the nursery nurse named her on a crib card.

pronounced fe mal le

[BranRN]

I saw an obit. the other day and this one name stuck out...

Epluribus Unum ... i forget his last name...but i do remember the obit. said he had a son Epluribus Unum Jr.

Brandi